My silly mommy – snorts. She got a package in the mail yesterday. It was one of the things she ordered off of her Amazon account. She ripped the package open – and I helped in anticipation 🙂
That’s when I saw it. Another pink imposter of a pig. I say imposter because I’m the only *real* pig around the Hotel Thompson. This thingy mom said she needed for work. Yeah, shakes my head to the left and right. Whatever gets you through the day mommy dearest.
Personally, I think you bought it just so it will remind you that you have me at home… waiting for you at the end of the day. Yeah, that’s it. A reminder of me… minus *my* long furry tail… minus the luxury black velvet color of *my* fur… minus my cute little marking on *my* snout… minus my little white skunk patch on *my* forehead. Sure. I can see how this imposter reminds you of ME.
Snorts, sticks his tongue out and goes to *my* room to pout. Perhaps daddy should tuck me into bed tonight and read me a bedtime story. You might be too busy playing with your imposter friend.