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That’s right I said it – ALLIGATOR MOSQUITO. Here in the south, we have large vultures that we call mosquito’s. But this year, it seems worse. These little vultures seem like alligators and are very aggressive in nature. I’m tired of them. I think they need to go somewhere else and bug someone else.
Heck, mommy says that instead of sucking blood – why can’t they suck fat? By the way they have been acting lately, she would be a size zero!
Mom and Dad Unchaperoned – This Can’t End Well
Please explain to me WHY my parents can’t be normal? Why do they think it’s hilariously funny to send me pictures like the one below? They are on vacation and went to one of their favorite restaurants on Tybee Island called Bernie’s Restaurant and Bar. It is located on 13 Tybrisa Street. Mom says that they have the *BEST* oysters and Bloody Mary’s. I guess with enough Bloody Mary’s, they thought the can was funny. Shakes piggy head – that’s my mom/dad.
I’m sending out a public apology to Tybee Island now for them. Please forgive them. They don’t get out much unchaperoned. There’s no telling what else they may do. Good grief. Uh-oh. Just got word from mom that she bought a shirt with this saying on it. Shakes my little piggy head.