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That Thief!

We know it’s that time of the year to be jolly and spend money.  But lately, mom’s cash has been gone like the wind.  And someone has been using her credit cards – nope wasn’t me this time.  So I got smart and put a camera out last night on mom’s purse on the kitchen table.

Can you say BUSTED you little THIEF of an ELF!  Who do I need to call?  The head elf?  Santa?  Rudolph?  The Elf Union?

I busted this guy pure and simple.  I’m telling you my friends.  Don Juan is so on mom’s hit list this year.  First it was her collectible Barbies and now stealing – STEALING at Christmas time?!

But hey wait a minute?  What would that little elf be buying?  Uh-oh.  This can’t end well.  What the heck is he up to now?  Any ideas?

Anyone want to home a certain fat oinker for the holidays?

 
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Posted by on 12/10/2015 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon

 

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Joke of the Day

A man was arrested for stealing  Finally the court date rolled around and he and his wife went.  The judge asked the man, “Young man, exactly what did you steal?”  The man replied, “Sir, I stole some peaches.”

The judge asked, “How many did you steal?”  The man replied, “Six”.

The judge said, “Well, I’m going to give you one month for every peach you stole.  Sentence is six months”.  After saying that, the wife raised her hand and asked if she could say something.  The judge said of course.

The woman stood up and said, “Well, he stole a can of peas too.”

 
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Posted by on 07/25/2015 in Bacon

 

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