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PPSSTT – I Have a Secret

Time to do some partying and dancing my friends.  Me and dad have a secret but you have to keep it to yourself okay.  Are you ready – pinky hoof/paw promise – you can’t tell – especially my mommy that I told you.  July 3rd is mom’s 29th birthday again.  We are throwing her a surprise birthday party here at the Hotel Thompson on July 3rd.  She doesn’t have a clue!

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ssshhh – you didn’t hear that from us okay.  I gotta go practice some twerking now for the party 🙂  Where is Fozzie – the twerk team captain?  Snorts!

 

 
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Posted by on 07/01/2015 in Bacon

 

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“What are you Five?!”

Snorts.  Daddy is serving time out today.  (Which is nice because it’s usually this little oinker).  That’s right.  Mommy knew this picture would come in handy when she took it.  He’s finally went over the deep end this past weekend.  Mommy told him quote, “What are you five?  Act your age not your shoe size.”  Which that last part didn’t make sense cause daddy wears a size 10 – shakes piggy head in confusion.

You see it started like this.  Mommy and me were watching one of our shows on television yesterday.  Daddy kept talking like the Duracell bunny and would not shutty.  For those that don’t speak mom, shutty means stop talking.  So, mom did what she always does to daddy.  She told him, “Ssshhh”.

That’s when it happened.  Daddy said, “It”.  What?  I don’t get it.  But mom gave him the best stink eye that I have ever seen come from that lady.  It was the topper of all stink eyes.  Then she told him it wasn’t funny.  What wasn’t funny?  Then we started watching television again and Mr. Yackity-Yack started talking again. Can you believe that man?  Mom told him again, “Ssshhh”.  Daddy said, “It” again.

That’s when mom almost lost her religion but at the last minute she got saved and started laughing.  I still don’t get it.  Do you?

 
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Posted by on 08/11/2014 in Bacon

 

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PPSSTT – I Have a Secret

Time to do some partying and dancing my friends.  Me and dad have a secret but you have to keep it to yourself okay.  Are you ready – pinky hoof/paw promise – you can’t tell – especially my mommy that I told you.  Tomorrow is mom’s 29th birthday again.  We are throwing her a surprise birthday party here at the Hotel Thompson tomorrow.  She doesn’t have a clue!

ssshhh – you didn’t hear that from us okay.  I gotta go practice some twerking now for the party 🙂

 
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Posted by on 07/02/2014 in Bacon

 

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