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Spies Like Us – REMINDER
FELLOW ANIPALS – Now is the time to send your humans out of the room – this post is just for us – anipals UNITE!
Forrest and I have been talking this morning. The deadline for Spies Like Us is this Saturday, AUGUST 9, 2014.
Entries can be sent to my email at baconthompson@gmail.com
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We really need your help my fellow anipals. Our humans do this to us all of the time. They take pictures of us in compromising pictures and send them all over the world for everyone to see. You know they do it! Heck, we all know they do it. You’ve seen my Dear Bacon issues on Tuesdays. *Now* is the time to get those humans of ours back. SPIES LIKE US are made for well US.
Take that picture or video of your human doing something so crazy and send it to me by Saturday, AUGUST 9, 2014. Me and Forrest need YOU for this my anipals. Put on those cameras… tip toe through the house as stealth and quiet as you can… send those submissions in to me.
Me and Forrest will post later on in the month of August for the voting to begin. WE CAN DO THIS!
Spies Like Us – REMINDER – DUE DATE EXTENDED!
FELLOW ANIPALS – Now is the time to send your humans out of the room – this post is just for us – anipals UNITE!
Forrest and I have been talking this morning. We are going to extend our deadline for Spies Like Us to Saturday, AUGUST 9, 2014.
Entries can be sent to my email at baconthompson@gmail.com
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We really need your help my fellow anipals. Our humans do this to us all of the time. They take pictures of us in compromising pictures and send them all over the world for everyone to see. You know they do it! Heck, we all know they do it. You’ve seen my Dear Bacon issues on Tuesdays. *Now* is the time to get those humans of ours back. SPIES LIKE US are made for well US.
Take that picture or video of your human doing something so crazy and send it to me by Saturday, AUGUST 9, 2014. Me and Forrest need YOU for this my anipals. Put on those cameras… tip toe through the house as stealth and quiet as you can… send those submissions in to me.
Me and Forrest will post later on in the month of August for the voting to begin. WE CAN DO THIS!
– EXAMPLE OF HUMAN CRAZINESS –
I took this picture off of mom’s iPhone when she left it on the sofa. This is a perfect example of human craziness. OMP (oh my pig!)
I don’t know what daddy was doing in this picture but it shows him perfectly – he is C.R.A.Z.Y. He might have been showing his inner tiger or is that inner kitty – snorts.
Whatever it was, it is forever captured in a photograph now. Tell me he was growling… please. Shakes piggy head. He sure is crazy. See what I live with here at the Hotel Thompson. Walks away muttering crazy daddy of mine!
Spies Like Us – REMINDER!
Oh Dear Piggy Heavens. Forrest and I have been at it again. Talking seems to bring out the evil in us – which is a good thing – snorts. You know us anipals see a lot in our homes. We hear a lot too. Our humans can and are CRAZY. Sometimes that CRAZY leads to borderline insane which is hilarious by our standards. As my friend Forrest said in a recent email to me:
“Humans are nuttier than squirrel turds. The wheels are spinning but the hamsters have run away”.
Hey, us anipals know that’s the truth. So, we’ve been talking about conducting a little Blog Hop contest called appropriately “Spies Like Us”. Our mission as anipals (if you wish to accept) is to video, take pictures or tell us about something your humans have done. We all know we have nutcases as our staff. Here’s our chance to proof it. Think hard about something crazy. Something insanely stupid. Something that we just won’t believe.
Send your submissions to either me or Forrest by AUGUST 1, 2014.
We will then post them and take a poll to see who wins. What does the winner get you ask? Well, the winner will get a badge letting the world know that they have the craziest humans ever! Now that is something to brag about.
So put on your spy glasses, get out your cameras and start snooping around the house creeping up on your humans… like we need an excuse to do that – snorts.
My email: baconthompson@gmail.com
– EXAMPLE OF HUMAN CRAZINESS –
Remember this picture of my dad that I took several months ago? Auntie Sharon sent the head band back with Bashful went he came back home from Australia. Mommy put it in the curio cabinet with our other collectibles from Bashful’s field trips. Mommy went to bed early with a headache and daddy thought he was super ninja – snorts. He forgot about me having the camera and trust me, I used it.
Not only did he put the head band on, turned on ninja warrior music and was dancing, he got CAUGHT by mommy. That almost made him fall on his bum – it was a hoot.
So friends – this is what we are talking about. Catch your humans in crazy like this and send it to me or Fozzie.
You can do it SPIES LIKE US!
Spies Like Us
Oh Dear Piggy Heavens. Forrest and I have been at it again. Talking seems to bring out the evil in us – which is a good thing – snorts. You know us anipals see a lot in our homes. We hear a lot too. Our humans can and are CRAZY. Sometimes that CRAZY leads to borderline insane which is hilarious by our standards. As my friend Forrest said in a recent email to me:
“Humans are nuttier than squirrel turds. The wheels are spinning but the hamsters have run away”.
Hey, us anipals know that’s the truth. So, we’ve been talking about conducting a little Blog Hop contest called appropriately “Spies Like Us”. Our mission as anipals (if you wish to accept) is to video, take pictures or tell us about something your humans have done. We all know we have nutcases as our staff. Here’s our chance to proof it. Think hard about something crazy. Something insanely stupid. Something that we just won’t believe.
Send your submissions to either me or Forrest by AUGUST 1, 2014.
We will then post them and take a poll to see who wins. What does the winner get you ask? Well, the winner will get a badge letting the world know that they have the craziest humans ever! Now that is something to brag about.
So put on your spy glasses, get out your cameras and start snooping around the house creeping up on your humans… like we need an excuse to do that – snorts.
My email: baconthompson@gmail.com
BOLO REPORT!!
This is an All Points Rock Bulletin –
Please be on the lookout for one missing pet rock. The missing pet rock goes by the name of Bashful. Bashful has been known to travel internationally to the nether regions of the world and to hang out in bars with the underlords. Don’t let his demure look fool you. Although his name is innocent, he is not. He is a known womanizer. Just look at the grin on his face – now we all know why it is permanent.
If you see this rock culprit, do not approach or apprehend him for fear you will be his next victim. He has the morals of a rolling stone and the suaveness of the spy double oh seven and a half.
Please send me an email at baconthompson@gmail.com with any sightings.
Thank you for your time.
Dear Bacon
Dear Bacon,
Hello my friend. I see you have a squirrel for a friend – thank you for liking our kind. And, I know you secretly want to be a super pig hero and wear a cape. Anytime you want, you can be my sidekick! Signed Super Squirrel
Dear Super Squirrel,
You are so on! I love the thoughts of being your sidekick. I’ve been trying to convince mom for a while now that I need a cape. You think you can help me a little and talk to her?
Dear Bacon,
I don’t think my friends have any clue whatsoever that I’m not really ‘one’ of them if you know what I mean. I love this spy stuff – what about you? Signed RacCat Bandit
Dear RacCat Bandit,
OMP (Oh my pig!) That is so funny. I fell off of the couch I was laughing so hard at that picture. You are a little spy, aren’t you? I can only imagine some of the information you have obtained with that disguise. Maybe I need to get a mask for Halloween this year. It would be a hoot!
Dear Bacon,
It’s really not as hard as it looks. I’ve been hanging out with some ladies all week and it’s been great fun! My next step is to see if one of them will marry me. Do you think I have a shot? Signed RooFlam
Dear RooFlam,
Well, first of all I think you look great and you have some amazing talent for walking on sticks. I myself could never do that. I just don’t have the balance. Second off, you might want to rethink your mission. It’s bound to come out eventually that you are not what you seem.
Dear Bacon,
Sometimes I think a picture says a thousand words. I think this is one of those occasions. What do you think? Signed Pom the Comedian
Dear Pom the Comedian,
Your picture is so wrong on so many different levels but I have to admit that I laughed… hard! And, daddy laughed… hard! Your poor brother – I’m not so sure he thought it was so funny. All I gotta say, it was a good one but watch out. I’m sure I’ll be getting a picture and email from your brother in the very near future!
Dear Bacon,
It’s not really fair. I love chasing skunks. I don’t hurt them. I just like to play. See what happens when you just want to play? You get labeled for life. I’m sure this picture is going to end up all in the family. What’s a dog to do? Signed I’ve Been Skunked
Dear I’ve Been Skunked,
Snorts – you poor, poor pooch. Your humans are really funny. I understand you wanting to play but there’s some things out there in the animal kingdom that we just leave alone. Skunks would be one of them. I understand your sign – almost. What’s a douche bag?
Dear Bacon,
It would be fun they said. Come on out and play in nature – get some exercise. Yeah, right. They got me good. I think you have the right idea. I’m going anti-nature! Signed Tree High Five
Dear Tree High Five,
WOW – chasing that frisbee you just didn’t see that tree, huh? I’m not laughing at you. I’m laughing with you. One day you will look back at this picture and chuckle. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But one day you will. Sorry for your pain. Don’t throw nature away yet. Hang in there my friend and keep chasing those frisbee’s…. just watch out for trees… and mailboxes… and telephone polls… and fire hyrdrants… snorts
FRIENDS – Remember to send your pictures and questions to Dear Bacon at Baconthompson@gmail.com
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