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I can’t breathe. Me, mom and dad were laughing so hard we were crying – have you ever done that my friends? It was so hilarious. There we were sitting in the front room talking and mom asked daddy this question. She said, “Name three song titles that make up a story.” Then it was on – mom/dad kept going back and forth making up hilarious stories. I’m going to share some with you.
Love in the First Degree – Can’t Touch This – Another One Bites the Dust
Any Day Now – A Dozen Roses – Smoky Mountain Rain
Beat It – Whip It – Dude Looks Like a Lady
Old McDonald had a Farm – Horse with No Name – Take This Job and Shove It
I Will Always Love You – How Deep is Your Love – Nothing Compares 2 U
Stand by Me – Let’s Dance – Celebration
See how it works? Now it’s your turn. What can you come up with to keep the laugh going?
Snorts! I was on mom’s Facebook account this past week and found this from a poster on My Sweet Parade. They had written this information and when I showed it to mom and dad, they just nodded their heads, laughed and then got that glazed look in their faces like they do sometimes. Can you relate to this too?
Okay – I know I shouldn’t piggy eavesdrop on mom and dad when they are having conversations. But sometimes, it’s hard not to listen. They have some of the strangest conversations. I’m telling you – you never know what might come out of their mouths – humans are weird!
Last night, daddy asked mommy, “Name a song not to sing while in prison.” Okay first of all, I’m not sure what this prison thing is. It doesn’t sound like a fun place. Mommy said there were bars there. Okay, aren’t bars where you get alcoholic drinks? Shakes piggy head – like I said humans are weird. I don’t get it. So, I thought I would bring this to you my friends.
What songs would you not sing while in prison? Some of mom/dad’s were:
Journey – “Lovin’, Touchin’ Squeezin”
Aeorsmith – “Dude Looks Like a Lady”
Foreigner – “I Want to Know What Love Is”
John Mellencamp – “Hurts so Good”
Nazareth – “Love Hurts”
George Michael – “Father Figure”
Olivia Newton John – “Let’s Get Physical”
OMP (oh my pig!) I can’t breathe. I don’t know why these are funny – BUT THEY ARE!