My Friends

Okay, how many takers do I have here with this funny?  Are you weird, deranged, freaky or just plain nutty like me?  Do you not care who knows it?

I’m raising my hoof.  I’m me. I’m one of a kind.  I have ups and downs.  I laugh, snort, cry and squeal like a rooster/dog.  I run and jump, play and sleep.  I have fun.

I meet new friends and remember my old friends.  I foam at the mouth when I’m excited.  I fart when I overeat.  Hey, it’s who I am.

But in the end, I’ll be your friend through thick and thin!  ❤ you my friends – old and new!

 

Did You Hear That?!

I have a tendency to dish on daddy a lot here at the Hotel Thompson.  He’s okay with that.  It’s what I do – shrugs piggy shoulders.  What can I say?  But today, snorts, today I want to dish on mommy – yep that’s right – MOMMY.  I love her.  She’s my mom.  But she does this one thing that scares me every.single.time.  It’s been almost three years and it still gets me.  I know you are dying to know what it is, aren’t you?

Yep, her sneezes.  I know it’s a natural bodily function – just like poots – snorts….I said poots – double snorts… PRAOL (Piggy rolling all over laughing).  But I get sidetracked.  We are talking about mom’s gigantic volcano sneezes.  Yep, they are H.U.G.E.  I’m not talking ca-choo small mouse sneeze (that would be my daddy).  I’m not talking cute little Sneezy from the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.  I’m not even talking about a cute purr thing sneeze…. or me for that matter.  I’m talking Puff the Magic Dragon out of the water sneeze.

You think I’m joking but I’m not.  Mom’s sneezes are so bad that everyone hears them…. even down the street in the next zipcode.  Yesterday she was in the shower using her favorite shower gel which is a honeysuckle smell.  It made her sneeze.  I thought she was coming through the shower wall.

And let’s not forget about the other day at the worky place – snorts – this is a good one.  She was sitting at her desk being all productive.  She took a sip of coffee and a sneeze snuck up on her.  Coffee.went.EVERYWHERE – both computer screens, desk, calendar, fan, light fixture, cabinets and all over her shirt like she was performing a wet t-shirt contest (not that *I* would know anything about that kind of activity – looks around all innocent).  She told daddy that it took her an hour to clean up everything.  That’s what kind of sneezing I’m talking about.

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So my friends, I need to know.  Do you have a Puff the Magic Dragon sneezer in your crib?

 

 

Hemi Is Under The Weather

Poor Hemi –

He’s got the sneezes.  I’m not talking one or two achoo’s and that’s it.  I’m talking six to seven achoo’s at a time.  Other than that, he feels fine.  He’s been playing with me around the house and swatting my butt, as usual.  His veterinarian said it would pass but in the meantime he is driving me crazy with his spray of yucky cat snot. 

Mom and dad are tending to him and he is still sleeping with them at night in their bed.  I can hear him in there sneezing away.  And then a few minutes later, you will hear dad talk about his spray of yucky cat snot.  I do really feel for the little guy.  I even let him get on the couch with me and mom this weekend for snuggle time.  He actually slept on top of me for a while. 

See, I do have a big heart.  I feel for the little guy.  He may be the king of the Hotel Thompson but he is also my little friend.  I hope that he gets to feeling better really soon.  Then, we can really play throughout the house playing tag!