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Dear Local Restaurant

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Dear Local Restaurant,

Greetings from your loyal fan, Bacon.  I found this picture on my mom’s cell phone last night.  I’ve been dreaming and fantasizing about it all day now.  It looks dreamy and yummy!  So delicious.  I can almost feel the cold soft ice cream on my piggy lips.  Smacks lips and squeals!

If I can persuade my mother to bring me through your drive thru say tonight around 7pm, could you fix me an ice dream cone this big?!  Oh dear piggy heavens – THUD.  Of course, it won’t fit in mom’s Smart car Albert so I will need your parking lot to snarf it down.  I will allow pictures of said destruction of ice cream cone.  Do we have a deal?

Signed, Bacon – You’re #01 fan of Ice Cream Cones

 
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Posted by on 07/11/2014 in Bacon

 

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