Happy Tuesday my friends. Sometimes we just need a little something extra to make us laugh, to put an extra step in our giddy up, you know just something to amuse us to make us chuckle. I have looked far and wide and found something that is guaranteed to make you smile.
I looked all over the internet in search for the one thing that you would look at and just burst out in automatic laughter. I think I found it. I showed it to dad – he almost fell off the couch. That was a good sign on the amusement scale. I showed it to mom. She was putting on make up and let’s just say the eye liner didn’t all go on her eyes because she was laughing so hard. I showed it to the purr things. Even *they* laughed hysterically!
So my friends, here is the test. Here is my pal that can be rented out at parties. He is guaranteed to make you laugh. Please get out your singles and have them ready for the entertainment. May I present to you – Stripper Tiny!
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Dear Bacon – People come and see me at the zoo all of the time. They take my picture and always say, “Smile”. Well my friend, this is my happy face and I am actually smiling. In fact in this picture that someone took of me, I am meditating. I’m concentrating on thinking perhaps I am taking their pictures and they are posing. What do you think? Signed Happy Monkey
Dear Happy Monkey – I think you are thinking along the right path. I tell you what. I’m going to send you a camera so that you can do just that. Take humans pictures when they try taking your picture. Can you imagine the look on their face when you tell them to smile? Snorts!.
Dear Bacon – Dude, what’s up? I’m like feeling the nature man. I’m rocking with the inspiration of Marley and others. You know, keeping it real and much love to all. Peace Bro. Signed Bob
Dear Bob – WOW! I feel the love all over my friend. You keep rocking it and sharing it with everyone. How could anyone not be happy with you? You have to be the most even mannered pooch I’ve ever met – and the best dressed one to boot. Peace, Love and Rock n Roll to you. Keep it real and love to all.
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Dear Bacon – I have to admit that my ears usually are down but on this date I saw something so totally scary that those ears shot straight up and haven’t went back down yet. I saw my humans naked… butt naked… without any clothes. Oh my eyes! Signed Pete
Dear Pete – I’m so sorry my friend. I know it’s hard to get over that. What has been seen can not be unseen now. It does get better though. After a while, it seems second nature and it doesn’t scare you as much. I should know. Daddy lives in naked world when mom is not here. Rolls piggy eyes. He says he cleans better. Now that is a thought you can’t get out of your mind isn’t it? Snorts with piggy laughter.
Dear Bacon – I’m here to answer the ever lasting question – how do you make panda bears. Well, as you can see from the picture you know have the answer – 🙂 You are so welcome. Signed Pan Family
Dear Tongue – Oh my piggy heavens. I have always wondered about that my friends and I’m sure others have as well. Ya’ll are awesome to let us know the secret. What a beautiful family you have there!
REMEMBER my friends – these weekly Dear Bacon issues can’t happen without YOU. Please email me your letters and pictures – thanks! ❤
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Monday night I hit a milestone in my blog. Something that this little oinker thought he would never see.
My friends – this could not have happened without YOU! YOU read my ramblings. Listen to me. Participate with me. YOU make my day. My aim on my blog is just to make people laugh… maybe wee on themselves just a tiny bit. I want to bring happiness to your day. A little laughter. Something that takes away your sorrow and brings a smile to your face. Something that when you see a pig or hear a oink, you think of me… little ole Bacon from the Hotel Thompson.
Without YOU, none of this could happen. I want to bring your happiness but let me tell you my friends. YOU bring me happiness. YOU make me smile. YOU have taught me to overcome the obstacles and there is nothing that can hold this oinker back. If I can dream it, I can become it.
Thank YOU for being my friend and visiting my blog. I ❤ you ALL to the moon and back!
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Happy Friday my friends – we made it to the weekend – YAY SQUEAL!.
Sometimes we just need a little something extra to make us laugh, to put an extra step in our giddy up, you know just something to amuse us to make us chuckle. I have looked far and wide and found something that is guaranteed to make you smile.
I looked all over the internet in search for the one thing that you would look at and just burst out in automatic laughter. I think I found it. I showed it to dad – he almost fell off the couch. That was a good sign on the amusement scale. I showed it to mom. She was putting on make up and let’s just say the eye liner didn’t all go on her eyes because she was laughing so hard. I showed it to the purr things. Even *they* laughed hysterically!
So my friends, here is the test. Here is my pal that can be rented out at parties. He is guaranteed to make you laugh.
Please get out your singles and have them ready for the entertainment.
May I present to you – Stripper Tiny Dancer!
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This is an All Points Rock Bulletin –
Please be on the lookout for one missing pet rock. The missing pet rock goes by the name of Bashful. Bashful has been known to travel internationally to the nether regions of the world and to hang out in bars with the underlords. Don’t let his demure look fool you. Although his name is innocent, he is not. He is a known womanizer. Just look at the grin on his face – now we all know why it is permanent.
If you see this rock culprit, do not approach or apprehend him for fear you will be his next victim. He has the morals of a rolling stone and the suaveness of the spy double oh seven and a half.
Please send me an email at baconthompson@gmail.com with any sightings.
Thank you for your time.
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Let’s start off this week on a great approach. Smile at a stranger, at a friend, over the table at breakfast or in passing on the street and make someone’s morning bright and cheerful. Let’s be grateful for this Monday morning and share our love.
As I was camping out on the sofa with mom this weekend watching television, I was also surfing the internet on my iPad. I came across some great and wonderful visuals on love. I hope you had a great weekend and these bring a smile to your face my friends. XOXO – Bacon
Isn’t this a lovely gesture?! It brought water to my eyes to think of the love of sea otters. If you can’t read it, it says, “Sea Otters hold hands while they sleep so they don’t drift apart from each other.”
I showed it to mom/dad and you know what they said? Daddy said that he and mom hold hands at night when they drift off to sleep. Isn’t that cute? He said that way they could dream pleasant things knowing the other one was there beside them. aaww – how sweet is that?!
Okay – this picture I just had to chuckle, snort and oink at because I thought it was so hilarious. Can you imagine saying this in a restaurant? HA – snort.
Mom especially loved this one – she has a special place in her heart for rabbits. You know she used to have some that were house trained – way before me coming to the Hotel Thompson.
This one is to show you that today should be about Peace, Love and Pigs – smile oink.
Remember to smile at people as you pass them. You *never* know when someone needs that smile to set their day in a better tone or to encourage them in their life.
And this one my friends is especially for you. I love you each and every one. Thank you so much for being my friend and encouraging me in my wicked ways of humor.
Hogs and Snout Kisses – Happy Monday – Bacon
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Happy Tuesday my friends. Sometimes we just need a little something extra to make us laugh, to put an extra step in our giddy up, you know just something to amuse us to make us chuckle. I have looked far and wide and found something that is guaranteed to make you smile.
I looked all over the internet in search for the one thing that you would look at and just burst out in automatic laughter. I think I found it. I showed it to dad – he almost fell off the couch. That was a good sign on the amusement scale. I showed it to mom. She was putting on make up and let’s just say the eye liner didn’t all go on her eyes because she was laughing so hard. I showed it to the purr things. Even *they* laughed hysterically!
So my friends, here is the test. Here is my pal that can be rented out at parties. He is guaranteed to make you laugh. Please get out your singles and have them ready for the entertainment. May I present to you – Stripper Tiny!
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