Potential New Suit for Mom?

What do ya’ll think?  Too much/too less?

Mom is looking for a new bathing suit in hopes of going to the beach next month.  I found this ‘sharkini’ suit for her.  Do you think she will like it?  Do you think it’s appropriate?

For some odd reason, I find it fascinating.  I think she would be the talk of the beach.  I mean look at it.  It has everything the beach has to give – teeth and all – snorts.

So what do you think.  Should I get daddy to get it for her?  Just think of the great tan lines she would get and the stories she could talk about?  Snorts.