Health Warning!!

Do NOT wash your hair in the shower!  I found this warning on line for mom and it explains everything my friends.  It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is totally useful!

Mom is always shampooing her hair in the shower and now this explains what has happened to her.  When she washes her hair, the shampoo runs down her entire body and printed very clearly on the bottle it says:

FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME

No wonder she has gained weight!  From now on, she is going to use Dawn Dishwashing Soap.  It’s label reads:

DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.

 

Doggy Instructions

 Snorts – you see this is a funny story. There comes a time in a little doggie’s life that he needs a bath.  Some things are instilled in a pet’s mind that he knows what is coming.  This is one of those times.  I got to watch from the sidelines and took some pictures… and of course snorted a couple of times here and there.  You know because of the little guys antics.  He can really be funny when he wants to be.

See first there was the, “Houdini come here it’s bath time.”  As soon as I heard those words, I knew it was on for some fun times.  See, I don’t run from bath time.  I enjoy bath time.  I think it’s fun to stomp my feet and blow bubbles in the water.  Houdini on the other hand, he likes to be a clown.

He ran around the front room hiding.  In fact, you can see him in this picture.  He thinks since you can’t see his face, you can’t see him… regardless of the point that his wahoo is in the air – snorts with piggy laughter.  What a clown huh?

 But it gets better.  I ran into the bathroom where mommy was headed once Houdini was caught.  Once caught, he was fine.  He cuddled and played and licked mommy. That’s when I noticed it in the bathroom.  You are asking what pig – what did you notice?

Look at this bottle and what is marked – here you go:

“Remember to eliminate all escape routes and in advance (a tip: once your pet is slippery wet he or she is suddenly smarter and faster than you are.)”

Oh my goodness – who writes these instructions?  I want to high hoof them – it’s great!  It’s fantastic.  It made me oink!  It made mom oink…. okay maybe laugh or chuckle or maybe snort.

 But all is good afterwards.  Look at the cute little poochie now.  All squeaky clean.  Sparkly if you will.

And if you look a long time at the picture, it starts to look like Houdini is smiling.  So maybe… just maybe… I’m not the only one who enjoys a nice bath.

What do you think?  You think he enjoyed the bath?

Oh and I have to give it to the little guy – excellent choice in hide and go seek.  Butts up anyone?  Snorts with piggy laughter.

 

Health Warning!!

Do NOT wash your hair in the shower!  I found this warning on line for mom and it explains everything my friends.  It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is totally useful!

Mom is always shampooing her hair in the shower and now this explains what has happened to her.  When she washes her hair, the shampoo runs down her entire body and printed very clearly on the bottle it says:

FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME

No wonder she has gained weight!  From now on, she is going to use Dawn Dishwashing Soap.  It’s label reads:

DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.