Piggy coming through – don’t mind me daddy. You just keep playing that Angry Bird game thingy that keeps you so entertained. No problems here – nothing to see. Just a piggy coming through around your back region. Don’t worry. I usually don’t get on your sofa – wanted to check it out.
Just checking for crumbs or anything good to eat up here. I see the purr things doing this and thought I would try. To tell you the truth. I don’t know what the big deal is. There is nothing up here. I mean zip. But that’s okay. I licked the sofa arm a couple of times to make sure. Don’t freak out if it’s a little wet. It’s just a little bit of my piggy saliva – no biggie. It will dry – I’m sure of it!
I’m going to jump down now off of this arm. Maybe if you tie a rope around me, I can bungee jump. Nope – you’re too busy? Okay mom – put that camera down STAT and get.me.down.
Piglove 