Bless dad’s heart. This is how he found his toothbrush this morning in the bathroom. Don Juan. What can I say? That rouge elf is a crime to society just waiting to happen. Daddy reached for his toothbrush and found this little squirt taking advantage of it. I gotta tell you. That little guy is FAST.
He jumped off of the sink, onto the floor and slithered away before any of us could catch him. And I really thought Mouse Girl was going to get him this time too. I tell you. If he ever gets captured, it’s going to be a satisfying moment to sit back and watch whatever happens to him.
Oh and don’t worry. Daddy decided to skip the brushing this morning and is electing to get a new toothbrush sometime today. He mumbled something about elf cooties and such and not knowing where that evil snot has been.
But on a brighter note, at least he wasn’t picking on mom or any of us anipals, right? Snorts with piggy laughter.
