Waiting in Heaven

 

For Your Amusement – Let’s Snort

Every once in a while, we need a good snort.  Something deep.  Something loud.  Something that almost makes you wet your pants – snorts.  So, for this afternoon’s amusement I thought I would share with you some jokes.  Not just any jokes but PIGGY jokes.  You gotta love that, right?  What else did you expect?  I am a happening oinker.  So buckle up, put your drinks down and read the following humorous jokes submitted to me by some fellow piggy lovers.  Hope you enjoy my friends.  Have a piggy good ole day!

• MOTHER PIG:  What did you learn in school today?
• FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
• SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink!  
• THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof!
• MOTHER PIG: What?
• THIRD PIGLET: I’m taking a foreign language.

• FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you?
• SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

• What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? – A porkasaurus rex!

• What happened to the pig who lost its voice? – It became disgruntled!

• Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read? – “Porks Illustrated!”