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Doh!

First off, please know that my mom is a blonde.  I know.  Shakes piggy head.  Most days, you wouldn’t know.  But she came across something from a fellow blonde that I have to share.  Don’t tell her I told you though, okay.  Let this just be our little secret among friends.

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento”

When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said, “Hello!  It has to be eight characters and one capital”.

 
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Posted by on 03/04/2017 in Bacon

 

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Oh No – What Do You Think?

I was looking through the pictures on my mom’s iPhone last night and came across the picture of me.  OMP (oh my pig!)  You can really see my pot-belly in this picture.  Do you think it makes me look heavy?  Does it make my butt look big?

For some reason, I keep staring at this picture.  It’s driving me crazy.  Maybe it’s the angle from which mom took the snapshot?  Heck, I don’t even remember her taking the picture.  Maybe I’m losing my piggy mind?  I remember walking around the front room oinking and talking to myself… you looking for anything that might be eatable on the floor – which I didn’t find anything.

Oh dear, do you think I need to go on this DIEt thing?  Snorts!

 
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Posted by on 09/29/2014 in Bacon

 

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Street

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Posted by on 03/09/2014 in Bacon

 

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Moms New Sign

 Mom got this new sign for the Hotel Thompson for daddy.  Snorts – I think I resemble this as well.

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Posted by on 03/08/2014 in Bacon

 

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Doh!

First off, please know that my mom is a blonde.  I know.  Shakes piggy head.  Most days, you wouldn’t know.  But she came across something from a fellow blonde that I have to share.  Don’t tell her I told you though, okay.  Let this just be our little secret among friends.

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento”

When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said, “Hello!  It has to be eight characters and one capital”.

 
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Posted by on 03/02/2014 in Bacon

 

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Super Sweet Award

Squeal!  You know the only thing that I love almost as much as food is an award – double squeal!

Awards just make me want to get up off the couch and do a happy dance.  They excite me that much!  Sometimes when dad sees me dancing, he gets up and dances with me too.  It’s only awkward when mom walks into the room.  But I digress, that’s a story for another posting.

Back to the award.  My friends Piggy and Puggy at http://iarxiv.com/2014/02/14/awards-for-fellow-bloggers/ gave me the Super Sweet Award.  aaww – they really like me and think I’m sweet.  Thank you my kind dear sweet friends.  If you haven’t met Piggy and Puggy, you *have* to visit their web page.  Tell them that Bacon sent you.  Piggy and Puggy are piglets in art.  That’s kind of soft part in my little miniature piggy heart.

They gave me this award on what better day than February 14, 2014 – love day.

5 super sweet questions I have to answer:

1. Cookies or Cake?  I love me some cookies – chocolate chip are my favorites!
2. Chocolate or Vanilla?  I don’t get a lot of chocolate but I love me some vanilla!
3. Favorite Sweet Treat?  Oh my – there are so many to choose from.  I want to say Animal Crackers.  Mom and Nana buy me huge containers of them – snorts
4. When do you crave sweet things the most?  All.of.the.time – snorts.  I am a piggy.
5. Sweet Nick Name?  Ssshhh – don’t tell anyone okay but mommy calls me Piggalicious.  Rolls piggy eyes – it’s so embarrassing.

  Today, I’m offering this award to everyone who doesn’t have it.  Why?  Because all of you my kind friends are so sweet!  If you don’t have this award or even if you do, please accept this as my gift to you for this month of love.  Come in for a snout kiss and hug my friends!

 
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Posted by on 02/20/2014 in Bacon

 

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If You’re Rotten and You Know It, Wag Your Tail

I’m not saying that I’m rotten but I am a tad bit spoiled… just a tad here at the Hotel Thompson. It helps that I’m the bright star in my mom’s eyes. I’m also not saying that I get away with a lot of things but there are times things are overlooked if you know what I mean.

Take this video of me – yep mom struck again. There is no privacy here at the hacienda from a video or camera. If that’s the price I pay for being mom’s little prince, then I guess I’ll just have to suck it up – snort. This is me waddling around on my king size Egyptian cotton sheet. I love that sheet! I just don’t know what I’m going to do when that sheet goes to the sky above. I drag it all through the house, up on the sofa with mom, in the kitchen to lay on when mom cooks, in my room to sleep on.. .you get the picture. It’s so soft and cuddleable. Yep that’s a word now… cuddleable.

Let me warn you, I am not this big. You know what they say about the camera making you look like your 10 pounds heavier. It’s true. Really it is. I’m still a snuggle bug and lap piggy. Mom loves me regardless. Enjoy the video. Don’t you love mom’s voice? It’s what puts me to sleep every night when she tells me my bed time story. Enjoy – XOXOX – Bacon

 
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Posted by on 02/06/2014 in Bacon

 

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Snorts – Like this Post

Sometimes I don’t need to write anything at all. I found this the other night and thought it was hilarious – snorts. Enjoy – XOXO – Bacon

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Posted by on 06/20/2013 in Bacon

 

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Friday Love

This morning I just didn’t want to get out of bed.  I was all snuggled, comfortable and warm.  I even fell down on my job – “I” didn’t go off crying for my breakfast thus mom didn’t wake up at our usual time.  She had to come wake me up to eat which is very odd and doesn’t happen very often.  Mom told me that she hates it when I don’t wake her up.  Not that she’s mad because I didn’t get ‘her’ up but that it scares her when I don’t cry for breakfast.  She’s always afraid something might have happened to me in the middle of the night.  Sweet huh? 

She told me that we just had today to get through and then we would have snuggles this weekend.  I’m so glad because it’s been a long week here at the Hotel Thompson keeping dad and the purr things in line.  I so need a break.  I was all excited about this weekend until mom said the B word.  You know the B word – bath.  I’m not opposed.  I love a good bath once I’m in the water.  It’s just getting in the bath that gets me a little fussy.  Mom has to pick me up and put me in the tub and well my pot belly gets in the way sometimes.  Don’t worry, as you’ve seen I can jump out.  It’s just the jumping in part that bothers me.  And lately when mom gives me a bath in the tub, she throws in treats like carrots, celery or cheerios.  Hey, where there is food, I am so there!

I hope everyone has a fantastically long weekend.  Stay warm and loved –

XOXO – Bacon

 
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Posted by on 02/01/2013 in Uncategorized

 

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I’m A Good Boy I Am

Last night mommy told me that I was a good boy.  I know.  🙂 We stayed up until after 11:00PM watching television last night and hanging out on our couch.  Daddy laughed at us when we got up.  Funny daddy.     

Mom woke me up by gently rubbing under my chin and talking to me, “Wake up baby boy.  Wake up Bacon.  It’s time to go to bed.”  I just love her little sing song voice. 

We both stood up at the same time. 

We both stretched at the same time. 

Mommy told me she was going to go potty and I needed to do the same.  She went to the human bathroom and I went to my piggy bathroom.  Daddy said he could hear both of us at the same time.  Like mommy like piggy huh?  She told me after I used the bathroom to get in bed so I did. 

I was in bed waiting for her when she got done brushing her teeth.  See, I’m a good boy I am 🙂  Mom came in afterwards, told me a quick story while rubbing my back.  She gave me a little treat and we both went to bed. 

Dad just sat in the front room shaking his head.  He said we were both spoiled.  I agree with him that mommy is but me?  Nah. 

So everyone have a great and happy weekend – Hogs and Kisses Bacon

 
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Posted by on 10/19/2012 in Uncategorized

 

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