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I’m still feeling amused today my friends – snorts.  Be afraid 🙂  Enjoy these and if you happen to wee on yourself just a bit from laughing, I won’t tell anyone.  🙂

What did the doctor say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat? “I know what’s wrong here; you’re just a little hoarse!”

 A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, “Thank God,” and for it to stop you say, “Amen.”

So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff.

Just in time, he shouted “Amen!” and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge.

“Whew,” said the man, “thank God!”


How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end smiles.

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 Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!


 
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Posted by on 07/12/2015 in Bacon

 

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On the Road with Bashful!

OUT AND ABOUT WITH BASHFUL… the rolling stone

 

 

 

 

 

Hello my friends.  This is Bashful, Bacon’s pet rock.  I’m continuing today with my series of “Out and About with Bashful… the rolling stone.”  Earlier in the week, you found me on my field trip to Wally World, better known to you as Walmart. 

 

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 While in the store, I got to ride this wonderful thing called a buggy.  It was wonderful!  Mom/dad got on to me a couple of times because I was so excited that I almost jumped out of the buggy like a Mexican jumping bean.  They fussed at me for reaching out and grabbing things off of the shelves.  I couldn’t help it!  It was so neat in this Wally World.  I’ve never been to a store before in my life. 

I found some really cool and comfy pillows.  Mom let me give them a test ride for comfort.  They passed with flying colors all the way around.  I mean hey, what better way to suck up to mom than to try these suckers out, right?  I know… I know… another pebble in the swear jar.

I couldn’t make up my mind which one I liked better.  We spent a lot of time in the pillow department going back and forth trying each one out.  20130430-105538.jpg

I wanted dad to help me out but he said that I was the rock for the job on this one.  So I bounced and bounced, wiggled in and got comfy.  What do you think?  I couldn’t just pick one.  Dad said he would ponder the decision while we were in the store looking around.

This place Wally World has everything!  So much under one roof.  It was simply amazing.  They told me that if I continued to be good, they would let me ride a pony.  What?!  They have ponies here too?  I was in shock… and a little excited.

So, I did what every smart rock would do.  I settled into the buggy, enjoyed the ride and looked forward to my pony ride.

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And you know what?  They came through.  I got to ride a pony as you can see in this picture.  It was by far one of the highlights of my trip.  This pony made noises and moved back and forth and everything.  I could barely hang on without getting bounced right off of it.  It was all that this pet rock could wish for!

 

Well, I hope you enjoyed my trip so far.  There’s so much more to share with my outing at Wally World.  I hope you look forward to my next series.  Have a fantastic weekend my new friends.

Toodles – Bashful

 
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Posted by on 05/03/2013 in Uncategorized

 

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