You put these small little candies called Pez inside of Ms. Piggy’s slender ‘neck’. When I go up and snout her snout (insert music) for a kiss, her head goes back and a Pez candy pops out. Now that’s a kiss that keeps on giving if you know what I mean – snort. I learned real quick to give a kiss and get candy. Smart huh?
Mom let me do it a couple of times and then told me Ms. Piggy had to take a rest. But you know what I don’t get? I kept trying to kiss mom but her head wouldn’t go back and give out candy. What’s up with that mom? Snort
XOXO – Bacon