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Pet Peeve Day

Come along my friends – It’s Pet Peeve Day!  Squeals.

Now is the time to get those icky pet peeves off of your chest.  We all have them.  Most of them just tuck them away, shake them off if you will.  Today though to help out with the rising stress levels, go ahead and rant.  I will listen.  I’m all ears… it might look like I’m sleeping here but I listened to mom rant this morning.  I’m a good listener.  What’s bugging you today?

I’ll even let mom go first here –

Dear Fast Food Restaurant – I get it.  Morning times in the drive thru are hectic.  And perhaps this is my fault alone because I didn’t check my items before I left… then again shouldn’t it be correct so I don’t have to check the bag?  For instance, when I ordered a hot sausage biscuit and a Dr Pepper this week in your drive thru I expected to have a sausage biscuit and a nice zappy Dr. Pepper when I got to work 15 minutes later.  Hence my disappointment when I went to take a satisfying sip of my Dr Pepper expecting a WOW and instead of got yuck… the carbonation was out of the drink.  I shook my head to the left and the right while pouring the undrinkable yucky drink down the drain while my taste buds were screaming for a Dr Pepper – the zip of the sting as you swallow is almost a holy thing.  So maybe this happens from time to time.  The fountain drinks do go out and have to be changed.  I thought okay at least I have my sausage biscuit and my taste buds revitalized did a happy dance.  I went back to my desk anticipating the sausage biscuit … only to find a biscuit with an all white egg – absolutely no meat to be found.  Slams head on desk.  Why drive thru Gods are you against me this day?

 
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Posted by on 05/14/2015 in Bacon

 

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Pet Peeve Wednesday

Come along my friends – It’s Pet Peeve Wednesday!  Squeals.

Now is the time to get those icky pet peeves off of your chest.  We all have them.  Most of them just tuck them away, shake them off if you will.  Today though to help out with the rising stress levels, go ahead and rant.  I will listen.  I’m all ears… it might look like I’m sleeping here but I listened to mom rant this morning.  I’m a good listener.  What’s bugging you today?

I’ll even let mom go first here –

Dear White SUV on Old Dixie Road this morning,  You almost ran me off the road while you were in such a hurry to get to your destination.  I’ll give you the doubt that maybe you didn’t see my small little Smart car RIGHT BESIDE YOU.  Funny thing is though – you were in such a hurry to run me off the road, pass me like you were being chased by King Kong himself and guess what.  I met you at the next traffic light.  I was right behind you while you were applying your make-up in the rear view mirror.  Perhaps you saw me when I waved? 

 
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Posted by on 05/06/2015 in Bacon

 

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