A man was arrested for stealing Finally the court date rolled around and he and his wife went. The judge asked the man, “Young man, exactly what did you steal?” The man replied, “Sir, I stole some peaches.”
The judge asked, “How many did you steal?” The man replied, “Six”.
The judge said, “Well, I’m going to give you one month for every peach you stole. Sentence is six months”. After saying that, the wife raised her hand and asked if she could say something. The judge said of course.
The woman stood up and said, “Well, he stole a can of peas too.”