Truth or Lies

Hey – Let’s play a game.  Oh no – don’t look afraid.  This is a fun game. I’m sure you will just love it.  Really – you can come closer to read this bloggy – I won’t bite… maybe just nibble – snorts.  My game is called Truth or Lies.  I’m going to tell you three statements.  You have to figure out which one is the truth – two are lies.  Are you ready?  This time, I’ll keep it pretty easy for you.

Mommy used to be a phone operator.  Now stop it.  Not *that* kind of phone operator.  People said that she had a great voice – sexy with a twinge of southern charm.

Daddy once ran a marathon in downtown Atlanta, Georgia for the 4th of July – the Peachtree Road Race.

 Mommy’s favorite meal is pork – squeals and hides.

 

7 Weeks of Weird

Today my new friend here is highlighting 7 weeks of weird in “Weirdest Way You’ve Earned Money”.

Now this week is a little more difficult.  WOW – the weirdest way I’ve earned money.  It took me a LOT of thinking on this.  I mean for obvious reasons – snorts – I personally don’t need money.  I just use mom/dad’s credit cards 🙂  But there are times that daddy has told me to step up to the plate to keep me in piggy chow.  I mean I don’t need green backs but I can be paid in other ways concerning my pot-belly.  Let’s review what I’ve done the past several piggy years shall we.

When mom’s friends have parties for their children, sometimes they ask mom to bring me over.  I get to walk around snorting and having a fun time.  The kids love playing with me.  I usually get paid in food.  I’ve gotten entire watermelons, squash, lettuce and carrots.  Hey – I was a happy piggy 🙂

Daddy’s weirdest job he ever had?  He worked many years in a mental health institution.  The stories he can tell – snorts!  They would blow your mind.

Mom’s weirdest job she ever had?  She used to work as a phone operator in an answering service.  She has a great voice – 🙂