Dear Bacon,
I heard me and your mom have something in common. We both like oatmeal pies from Little Debbie. What? You thought I was going to say we both like you didn’t you? Ha! Signed Pux
Dear Pux,
Funny one there my friend. Don’t give up your day job. Oh that’s right. You only work one day out of the year. Who’s saying ha! now? Snort
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Dear Bacon,
Your looking awfully cute these days. Such a nice physique. You must really take good care of yourself. Signed Future Ms Bacon Your Biggest Fan
Dear Fan,
You are so sweet to think of me. Thank you so much for your kind comments. You know we would never work. You live out in nature and well I don’t like it. It would be like the new version of Green Acres. But thank you my dear.
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Dear Bacon,
They tell me that I’m too kind hearted. I let the purr things in this establishment walk all over me. You would do the same thing, wouldn’t you? Signed Tiny
Dear Tiny,
Of course I would… for the baby purr things. Now the older ones, that’s another story – snort. But there’s nothing like being the baby purr things personal jungle gym. Spoil them rotten is what I say.
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Dear Bacon,
I feel like the humans are mocking me. Something is not right with my house guests here. Signed Corky
Dear Corky,
WOW. Your humans do have a sense of humor there with your house guests. I would find it oddly disturbing. LOL
Piglove 