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NO! Just say NO to Daddy Elf

Daddy I have a word for you with that new hat of yours –

N.O.

No elf hats will be allowed here in the Hotel Thompson.  Nope.  Never.  They remind me too much of that evil little freak Don Juan who better not come back here next year.  You heard that right.  He better not.

If he does, I’ve got an entire year to think of strategy in removing him from this household.  I’m off to work on that strategy now.

 
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Posted by on 12/28/2017 in Bacon

 

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What is Going on?

Help my friends.  I think there is something serious going on here at the Hotel Thompson.  Mom/dad have been in their whispering spelling out words mode lately.  That’s not good.  That’s my first sign that something is going on that shouldn’t be.  

I’ll be the first one to tell you I’m sweating it here.  I came into the kitchen last night and mom told dad sshh.  They had some kind of brochure on the kitchen island.  I could see the paper but I couldn’t see what it was.  I know it had to be something important though.  What could it be?  What are mom/dad up to?  Do you have any ideas my friends?

It has to be about me.  Why else would they be quiet when I come into the room?  This is not good.  Not good at all.  I’m going to get in the kitchen later on today to see if I can find that brochure on the island.  Perhaps I can get Hemi to help me out.  Surely he can help this pig out.  I’ll keep you posted.

 
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Posted by on 07/09/2015 in Bacon

 

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I Understand Certain Words/Phrases

I’m not sure if you know this, but I’m a smart piglet.

 

There’s lots of things that happen in my little life that I can figure out.  There’s certain words and phrases that I understand and know what they mean.

For instance, I definitely understand the word, “No.”  I’ve been trained with this word since mommy adopted me at 3 weeks old.  She says it one time and I know that I need to stop what I’m doing or I will be in trouble.  Usually, she doesn’t have to tell me twice.  Now daddy on the other hand – he doesn’t have me so trained yet.  LOL

 

I also understand certain phrases like, “Go to your room”, “Let’s go to bed”, “Pick up your toys” and my favorite, “You wanna eat?”

It took me a couple of weeks to get these down but mom reinforced them with snacks.  Nowadays, you tell me a phrase and I’ll do it.  It’s really fun when there is company over and mom tells me one of these things and I do it.  Everyone is always astonished but like I said, I’m a quick learner.  I’m just like a little child at heart.  As mom tells people, I’m her little pig son. 

I’m a lot of fun too.  I know people often question mom of how I act around the house.  I act just like any other animal.  See in the picture – I lay around a lot.  I take naps.  I play with the purr things.  I run around the house.  I’m kind of like a forever puppy.  I need structure – lots of it.  I have a certain schedule that mom and dad keep me on every day.  I like that.  I get a lot of love from mom and dad and I give a lot of love in return.

 
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Posted by on 06/21/2012 in Uncategorized

 

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