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Wacky Wednesday

Yay – hump day is here! I can almost see me sleeping on the weekend. Oh, that’s my bad – I see my friend Tiny the elephant sleeping 🙂 PLOL (Pig Laughing out Loud).

Do you remember that old show called Name that Tune? Me and mom/dad are working on a new game show that we are going to feature here on my blog sometime soon in the very near future. It’s going to be hilariously fun!! Start brushing up on your commercials now my friends. Snorts – as my friend Speedy says at http://www.speedyhousebunny.com/ , sometimes I have way too much time on my hooves 🙂

 
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Posted by on 05/29/2013 in Bacon

 

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The New Blog –

I hope that you have been enjoying the new layout of my blog.  I’m working hard on trying to keep it fresh and exciting for you.  There are things that I’m also working on at the Hotel Thompson that will surprise you 🙂

Bashful is also working on his new blogging of On the Road with Bashful… the rolling stone.  He will have some more features coming out soon.  If there is a place you think he should visit, let us know.

Journalist Rocky the Squirrel is also keeping his paws on the nuts of the world looking for interesting important dates for you to know about and celebrate.  I personally think he is after my job here so keep an eye out for him, okay. 🙂

And of course that leads us to Hemi and Mouse Girl… the purr things here at the Hotel Thompson.  They are *always* up to no good.  I think they are secretly working on taking over the world. 

 
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Posted by on 05/08/2013 in Bacon

 

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My New Mom – :)

This is my mom – pretty huh? She has long hair and she said that it was H.O.T., especially in the summer. She’s never had it this long before. Every morning when she washed it, then proceeded the drying part that took forever. In fact, it took time from my morning mommy/piggy time it took so long to dry. And well, you can’t see those pretty eyes or face with it being so long. And most days, she would pull it up in what she called a pony tail. Why have long hair if you are going to pull it up in a pony tail all of the time, am I right?

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So she decided to go get her hair cut. She wouldn’t say what she was going to do. She sent this picture to dad with a message that stated, “This was my hair?!” Dad showed it to me and we both were awestruck. What did mommy do? Did she finally cross over the fine line of insanity? We were worried for a while. She’s threatened in the past to get it ‘all cut off’. Did she finally do it? Me and dad were both on the edge walking the floor back and forth waiting for mom to get home. And you know of course, however mom got it, we were going to love it but in the mean time, we were scared.

So mom finally called and said she was finished and on the way home. The anticipation was so stressful. Then, my mommy walked through the door. AAAWWW – it was cute. I can see mom’s eyes and face. She likes it because it doesn’t take long to dry or fix. And dad, well dad loved it! He immediately ran his fingers through it – it was so soft and manageable.

What do you think? XOXO – Bacon

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Posted by on 04/16/2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Dear Bacon

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Dear Bacon,
You always talk about getting a pig massage. I took your advice and this little puss went to the spa. Oh my goodness!? What a fantastic time it was. It was so relaxing. I was so stress free by the time I got home. Thanks so much! Signed Happiness
Dear Happiness,
I’m glad you enjoyed it. You look like you are really stress free in this picture. I’m going to have to see if mom will take me to a spa.

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Dear Bacon,

I’ve seen your famous picture next to the Pepsi can. I myself prefer Coke 🙂 I thought I would share my famous picture. And, I’m still this size. Signed Taco Barky

 
Dear Taco Barky,
Awesome. I love these size comparison pictures. You’re a cute little thing!

 

 

 

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Hey Pig,
Nah nah pooh pooh!

Dear Hemi,
I’m telling mom. Leave me alone. You’re jealously is showing again.

 

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Dear Bacon,
We read about you running through the house and exercising. We thought we would take up some kind of form if exercising as well. We liked pole dancing. What do you think? Signed Dancing Twins

Dear Dancing Twins,
Yeah, that’s what they mean by pole dancing. Y’all just work that pole and have fun.

 

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Dear Bacon,
I had to show you this picture of my son. They say small things come in cute packages. They were right with you and my Henry. Isn’t he the cutest little ass you’ve ever seen? Signed Proud Momma

Dear Proud Momma,
Yep you are right. He is the cutest ass I’ve ever seen. Congrats!

 
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Posted by on 09/18/2012 in Uncategorized

 

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It’s Almost Time

It’s going to be here before I know it – I’m so excited!! 

I will be turning the big ONE on Saturday, September 15, 2012.  Can you believe that I’ve been alive for almost a year now?!  Doesn’t it just seem like yesterday I  started my blog to all of my friends here? 

I’m not sure what mom has planned but she keeps saying words like surprise, big day, her little baby and she’s been sniffling sometimes when she says those things.  What’s up with that?  She’s also being real secretive.  A new thing she has started is spelling out words.  Hee hee – I watch Sesame Street on my television.  I know some of those words. 

Whatever she has planned, I know is going to be awesome.  My purr brothers tell me that mom is real sentimental (boy that was a hard word to learn).  I know there will be pictures and I will share. 

 
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Posted by on 09/12/2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon,

Every  morning, I wake up my master with this grin on my face.  It’s like a bright hello to him.  He says that it scares him.  What do you think?  Signed – Grin and Bare It

Dear Grin and Bare It,

Well, I can see where your master is going with this.  He’s in sleep land, you nudge him and he wakes up to see this.  It could go real bad real quick.  You kind of have that erie clown look on your face.  I say I’m with your master on this one.  Refrain from the grin my man.

 

Dear Bacon,

You  have to help me little man.  The humans in my life think it’s funny to give me a haircut like this.  Can you imagine?  The disgrace of having to go outside lately is beyond me.  The neighborhood cats got wind of my dilemna.  They come and look in the windows now and laugh at me hysterically.  What to do?  Signed – Furless in Miami

Dear Furless in Miami,

WOW – that is some cut you have there.  There’s two ways I look at this.  You can (A) sport it in style.  It makes you look different.  You can stand out and be the top cat cause nobody else wants to rock that look, you know.  Or, (B) payback is real hard sometimes my friend.  When the humans are asleep, you can come up with some very interesting ways of paying them back.  The choice is yours.

 

Dear Bacon,

I gotta problem.  My fellow purr thing beats the crap out of me.  As you can see from this photograph that the master took, the purr thing has no problems in drop kicking me.  Of course, the master thinks its quite humorous because I’m a big rough looking dog getting beaten up by a pussy cat.  I just don’t have the heart to hurt something smaller than me like that.  What can I do? Signed – Wimpy wimpy dog

Dear Wimpy,

Even I had to laugh at this picture big dog.  That kitty is kicking you really hard, enough to have dog drool coming out of the side of your mouth.  Are you insane?  I understand your kindness to your fellow fur friends but man you need to stand up for yourself.  I’m not saying hurt the cat, but stand your ground.  Take your paw and push him away.  You have to let him know that you are not taking this anymore.  When you do, I think you find yourself not being the cats personal punching bag anymore.  Good luck to you.  Only you can prevent this.

 

Dear Bacon,

I love yoga!  I’ve created an entire set of yoga positions just for cats.  My friends come over and we do them 3 times a week.  I call this move sitting back yawn cat position.  It stretches all of your muscles and lets your vocals out.  Of course the humans think I’m weird.  What do you think?  Signed – Downward Kitty Pose

Dear Downward Kitty Pose,

Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do to keep your health sweets.  I say go for it!  Maybe the humans can learn some techniques and start doing them with you.  Happy health and exercise!

 
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Posted by on 08/10/2012 in Uncategorized

 

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I Want a Sport

When I watch television on the weekends, there’s all kinds of sports going on.  Last fall, I watched football with dad.  It was fun!  I want to play so bad – eyes raised – I just don’t want to be the football if you know what I mean 🙂 .  But, I’ve looked around.  There are actually some sports out there that my fellow pig friends have played. 

 

I can always be a soccerpig – watch out Beckham.  I could rock the world in this game.  My snout is a powerful thing.  Look at these comrades – matching outfits and everything!  These little snouts are powerful – don’t let them fool you!

 

 

Track and Pig – man I can run!  With enough thrust – I think I can fly.  You should see me running through the house.  And look, I can even wear a superhero cape.  That would be pigawesome!

 

 

And WOW – I would love to play football… just as long as I wasn’t the football…if you know what I mean 🙂 wink.  I watch this game with dad all of the time.  I love the way they run all over the field chasing the little ball and then doing the happy dance when they score.  I think I could thrive with this game!  Man, I could be making millions.  Signing autographs would be a little rough but I think I could just hoove paper for my signature. 

 

What do ya’ll think??

 
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Posted by on 07/06/2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Dear Bacon – Part III

Dear Bacon,

What’s happening pig?  So like here is the problem dude.  I think like I’m a happening cat.  I got the moves like Jagger.  I wear my hoodie.  My parents still want to treat me like a kitty – what’s up with that? Signed Rap Cat

Dear Rap Cat,

Slow your roll purr thing.  You are still a babe.  You’re not a member of the group Stray Cats.  I’m not sure if you been told this but you are pussy cat, not a rap cat.  I hate to be the bearer of the bad news.  Quit trying to go all jive in front of your parents.  Save the rap when they go to bed at night.  I bet they would love to hear that in the middle of the night. 

Dear Bacon,

I have a small problem.  As  you can see, my parents think I’m their personal marshmallow holder.  I can’t help that my fur is thorny.  What am I to do? – Signed Thorny

Dear Thorny,

Give me a minute to pick myself up from off the floor.  I’m sorry dude.  That’s the funniest picture I’ve seen in some time.  You’re parents are really original.  I know it may seem like a pain in your side – HA – but go with it.  They can rent you out to parties and such – you can make money and save for your retirement.  I say go with it and make the best out of it little guy.

Dear Bacon,

Finally I have proof with this picture!  When I get in trouble, my parents put me in a corner and point their fingers at me.  What’s a kitty to do? Signed – Hands Up in the Air

Dear Hands Up in the Air,

Take your hands down from the air.  Use those paws that you have and swat those fingers.  They won’t be putting baby in the corner anymore.

 

Dear Bacon,

I’ve read your blogs.  You talk about bed head.  Come on pig – look at this picture.  I think I have you down on bed head.  Signed – Bed Head Extraordinaire

Dear Bed Head –

You got me.  Now please go shower and fix yourself up.  You’re scaring the viewers.

 
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Posted by on 06/22/2012 in Uncategorized

 

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“THE” Phone Call

 

Uh oh.  Mom got the phone call today.   You know the one I’m talking about.  The “If you don’t behave, I’m going to call your mother” phone call.  Mom said I was so good this morning.  I guess I was being pig headed with daddy and pushed him over the edge.  I knew I was getting close, you can always tell.  I heard him calling mom and she heard him telling me, “I’ve got mommy on the phone right now sir.” 

 

 

 

I heard him telling her everything I did.  I admit it.  I did it.  I picked on the purr things.  I got in the purr things food.  I spilled my water.  I moved the rugs.  I might have pulled up the carpet a little bit at my bedroom door.  Dad told me to stop but know I’m a pig.  I get fixated.  I get pigheaded.  I keep going back and doing things.  So dad called mommy at work.  He put her on the phone and she had a little prayer meeting with me.  It’s safe to say that I will be better the rest of the day. 

 
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Posted by on 06/20/2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Pig Tipping 101

Mom taped this video of us last night playing.  I hope you enjoy it.  Let me know – 🙂

 

 
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Posted by on 06/14/2012 in Uncategorized

 

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