Barks with puppy laughter. I bet that picture took you off guard.
Not that I’m eating from a bowl in dad’s hands – nope. Not that what I’m eating looks like popcorn – nope. I mean heck there’s even my little dog in that picture – nope. I bet that picture took you off guard because… wait for it… I’m naked!
That’s right – no clothes – what the cream cheese! Mom was taking naked pictures of me. Can you believe that? I will be ruined. This picture will now be all over the internet. My silver is showing. What is that woman trying to do to my reputation.
Until I can get this straightened up, please forgive me my friends. I need to find a way now to erase this from computer land and the internet. I gotta a lot of work to do. Hope you have a fantastic weekend. I leave you now with Jokes with Daddy. Enjoy!
Dear Bacon – People come and see me at the zoo all of the time. They take my picture and always say, “Smile”. Well my friend, this is my happy face and I am actually smiling. In fact in this picture that someone took of me, I am meditating. I’m concentrating on thinking perhaps I am taking their pictures and they are posing. What do you think? Signed Happy Monkey
Dear Happy Monkey – I think you are thinking along the right path. I tell you what. I’m going to send you a camera so that you can do just that. Take humans pictures when they try taking your picture. Can you imagine the look on their face when you tell them to smile? Snorts!.
Dear Bacon – Dude, what’s up? I’m like feeling the nature man. I’m rocking with the inspiration of Marley and others. You know, keeping it real and much love to all. Peace Bro. Signed Bob
Dear Bob – WOW! I feel the love all over my friend. You keep rocking it and sharing it with everyone. How could anyone not be happy with you? You have to be the most even mannered pooch I’ve ever met – and the best dressed one to boot. Peace, Love and Rock n Roll to you. Keep it real and love to all.
Dear Bacon – I have to admit that my ears usually are down but on this date I saw something so totally scary that those ears shot straight up and haven’t went back down yet. I saw my humans naked… butt naked… without any clothes. Oh my eyes! Signed Pete
Dear Pete – I’m so sorry my friend. I know it’s hard to get over that. What has been seen can not be unseen now. It does get better though. After a while, it seems second nature and it doesn’t scare you as much. I should know. Daddy lives in naked world when mom is not here. Rolls piggy eyes. He says he cleans better. Now that is a thought you can’t get out of your mind isn’t it? Snorts with piggy laughter.
Dear Bacon – I’m here to answer the ever lasting question – how do you make panda bears. Well, as you can see from the picture you know have the answer – 🙂 You are so welcome. Signed Pan Family
Dear Tongue – Oh my piggy heavens. I have always wondered about that my friends and I’m sure others have as well. Ya’ll are awesome to let us know the secret. What a beautiful family you have there!
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I don’t get it. Everyone talked about getting in the pool today and having great fun. I got ready and showed up. They laughed at me. I don’t get it. Why would they laugh at me? I don’t like it when the water gets in my eyes when I go under. What? It’s really no different than you not liking the grass to touch your hooves. Right? Signed Super Swimmer
Dear Super Swimmer,
Look pal. Do like I do. Don’t worry about what other people may think. If it works for you, then do it. You are in control of your own destiny. People in my hood make fun of me all of the time when I go outside. That’s okay. It’s my business. Just like that’s your business. Keep your head up… unless you’re going under the weather.. and bloom how you are planted.
If those little humans can play dress up in the house with their mom’s things, why can’t I? I know these shoes are big but it really is a bark of a good time walking around in these what do the humans call them – heels – that’s it. I highly recommend them. I think they’ve done wonders to the muscle tone in my legs – do you? Signed Fashionista
Hubba – hubba. Bring on the fishnets my friend. (Note: I don’t know what that means. Daddy said that.) You look totally amazing. I would escort you anywhere any day.
Dear Bacon, WOW!? What has been seen can NOT be unseen. You’ve heard that before I’m sure. It’s summer. It’s hot. How hot you ask? I’m glad you asked. My humans – God only knows what they were doing – came outside wearing nothing.. not a stitch of clothing and went swimming. OMD – really?! My eyes! What to do?? Signed Scared
Dear Scared, WOW! I feel you my friend. It’s cool here inside of the Hotel Thompson but I can feel you. My human dad believes in naked world. Shakes piggy head. There is no hope for some humans my friend. The best thing to do is ignore it. It doesn’t get any better. Stay strong. .
. Dear Bacon, This is my happy face. There is nothing like laying with your human mommy and having them love on you. Do you agree? Signed Happy
I hear you loud and clear my sweet friend. That is a look of contentment. I know it very well. My human mommy does the same for me – there is nothing like it in this entire world. Enjoy my friend – enjoy!
. Dear Bacon,
My humans work from home. Personally, I don’t think they need to work today. Today, I think they need to stop and smell the roses. You know, come and hang out with me and have some fun. If I sit in their chair long enough with this look, do you think they will take the hint? Signed Felinefun
I agree with you 100% my little friend. With that look, how could your humans possibly say no? They have to give you some time, cuddle and play with you. Just you – kind of like a play date, right? Let me know if it works out for you – have fun!
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Oh dear piggy heavens above. Yep, you read that right. A show on television called Naked and Afraid. I’ve been watching this on my television for a while now. It’s taken me a while to wrap my little piggy brain around the concept. Let me explain that to you so you get why I’m amazed.
A man and a woman sign up for this adventure. Voluntarily might I add – snorts – remember that part. They go somewhere remote in the world. It could be Panama, Fiji, a swamp, the beach, a rain forest or wilderness. They have to survive for 21 days alone. Together. Naked. No water, no food and no clothes. Did you get that? Naked. Two strangers that don’t know each other on their own.
WTP (what the pig?!) I can understand 21 days of survival in a remote place but naked? As in no clothes. Not a stitch of nothing. For all the world to see. A complete stranger. In nature. With bugs, rain, heat, no food, no water, slithery things like snakes, dirt, and yuck. Shivers to mergatroid.
This show comes on the Discovery channel. Have you seen it? If so, thoughts? If not, you gotta see this show. Oh, and let me add there is a small camera crew that follows them around. Of course they can’t help in any way unless there is an emergency but they see you in your birthday suit too.