Dear Miss Piggy,
Kermit is bad for you. Look at this drunken amphibian. Getting drunk – taking selfies and posting them on Facebook. All of this when he should be spending quality time with the Goddess that you are.
Any time you are ready for a better life and to be treated like you should – call me okay.
Your Loving Future Piggy Husband – Bacon
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