Oh my friends. This week daddy said he died and went to heaven. I don’t think he actually died and went to heaven but he had that look on his face like he was somewhere far, far away from all of us here at the Hotel Thompson. Heck, I think he was even smiling. It was a strange time for sure.
You see there’s two things that dad really loves. One is Utz potato chips. Have you ever had any of them before? Delicious. And I can say that first hoof because he has shared with me when he’s had his Utz chips. Nice of him huh? The second thing he loves is Butterfingers. That’s the top of his all time love of chocolate. Now these days, he doesn’t get much of either one. Cause you know he and mom are trying to be healthier.
But mom found something that she just knew daddy would – how did she say this? Have kittens over. Which was weird because I still haven’t see any kittens.
But here you go, two of dad’s favorites rolled up in one delicious combination. Daddy says if you see them in a store near you, don’t just buy ‘a’ bag. Buy a dozen or more. Yes, you will thank him later – snorts with piggy laughter.