It’s really not what you think. Honestly. I was just surfing the net and this came up. I really wasn’t looking for this kind of well activity. Honestly. Signed Captured
Let me get this straight. Your um doggy activity just ‘happened’ to show up on your laptop… and the headphones just ‘happened’ to be on as well. Okay my friend. Whatever gets you through the night – snorts.
The humans, they insist on me wearing jammies to bed. What we do for our humans, right? Signed Pampered
Enjoy it my friend. If it makes the humans happy, then we are in a good spot. Not a lot of others have the life that we have. We should live it up and take advantage of all the love the humans want to throw at us. Enjoy it!
Nobody knows the stumbles I’ve made in life. I’ve got it bad. Some days I just don’t know about my life. I tend to ‘hit’ the can too much these days and pass out while drinking. I think I have a problem. Can you help? Signed Squirrel Anonymous
Dear Squirrel Anonymous,
Admission is the first step my friend. And you do realize that you have a lot of friends to help you through these tough times. Life has to much to offer and you have too much to live for than to hit the can and sleep through it. I’m sending you Journalist Rocky the Squirrel’s number. Call him. He will help you out.
You know us pit bulls get a bad rap. They tend to categorize us all in one place saying we are mean spirited. That’s like saying all mice are icky. Would your mother think that about Mickey Mouse? People shouldn’t judge all of us because of a couple of bad instances. Don’t you think? Signed LoveBug
You said it exactly my friend! How could anyone think that you were a ‘killer’ by that picture all snuggled up in your bed with your security penguin? Such wise wisdom that we should share with everyone in the world. No judgements – just love!
See, Bashful is not the only one that can pick up chicks. I do too – purr. This is my friend Gloria. I give her rides everywhere we go. Isn’t she pretty? Signed Felix
You *are* the purr thing my friend. That is awesome that you pick up ‘chicks’ and give them rides. I bet you are very popular on the farm. Have a fantastic time with your friends.
**Remember friends – send your pictures and questions to me at firstname.lastname@example.org