This is a picture that mom took the other morning coming out of the neighborhood of the Hotel Thompson. Do you see all that rain? On the sides of the street, falling from the sky and on the car? I told mom she needed a boat not a Jeep to get to work – jeez!
And all of this rain… sighs. It makes my deviled ham side come out to play. I can admit that. See, time of the year I kind of go into hibernation mode. I don’t play as much. I don’t eat as much. And I sleep lots. But the weather here in Georgia, it has me messed up. It’s still hot – not cold like it should be in winter. And ALL of this rain – OMP! I’m getting cabin fever with the rain.
So deviled ham comes out. Shivers – you don’t want to meet deviled ham. He doesn’t know how to play nice. He doesn’t have any manners. He doesn’t mind mom/dad. AND… he’s very destructive. You won’t like me when I’m deviled ham. Mom says she much prefers her sweet Bacon.
I found this picture on iFunny and had to share. It says everything about our desperate situation right now of RAIN RAIN GO AWAY!
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Dear Bacon – People come and see me at the zoo all of the time. They take my picture and always say, “Smile”. Well my friend, this is my happy face and I am actually smiling. In fact in this picture that someone took of me, I am meditating. I’m concentrating on thinking perhaps I am taking their pictures and they are posing. What do you think? Signed Happy Monkey
Dear Happy Monkey – I think you are thinking along the right path. I tell you what. I’m going to send you a camera so that you can do just that. Take humans pictures when they try taking your picture. Can you imagine the look on their face when you tell them to smile? Snorts!.
Dear Bacon – Dude, what’s up? I’m like feeling the nature man. I’m rocking with the inspiration of Marley and others. You know, keeping it real and much love to all. Peace Bro. Signed Bob
Dear Bob – WOW! I feel the love all over my friend. You keep rocking it and sharing it with everyone. How could anyone not be happy with you? You have to be the most even mannered pooch I’ve ever met – and the best dressed one to boot. Peace, Love and Rock n Roll to you. Keep it real and love to all.
Dear Bacon – I have to admit that my ears usually are down but on this date I saw something so totally scary that those ears shot straight up and haven’t went back down yet. I saw my humans naked… butt naked… without any clothes. Oh my eyes! Signed Pete
Dear Pete – I’m so sorry my friend. I know it’s hard to get over that. What has been seen can not be unseen now. It does get better though. After a while, it seems second nature and it doesn’t scare you as much. I should know. Daddy lives in naked world when mom is not here. Rolls piggy eyes. He says he cleans better. Now that is a thought you can’t get out of your mind isn’t it? Snorts with piggy laughter.
Dear Bacon – I’m here to answer the ever lasting question – how do you make panda bears. Well, as you can see from the picture you know have the answer – 🙂 You are so welcome. Signed Pan Family
Dear Tongue – Oh my piggy heavens. I have always wondered about that my friends and I’m sure others have as well. Ya’ll are awesome to let us know the secret. What a beautiful family you have there!
REMEMBER my friends – these weekly Dear Bacon issues can’t happen without YOU. Please email me your letters and pictures – thanks! ❤
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