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20131208-210545.jpgDear Bacon,

I’m not saying that marriage is bad or anything but sometimes arrgghh. You see this is the missus on top of me. She fell asleep while sunning herself. There is no way I’m moving to wake her up. Not going to happen. Trust me, you would rather hang on for your dear life by your nails like me than to wake your other half. Signed Hanging On

Dear Hanging On,

It’s really sweet in a way my friend. Sure after a while you have no feelings in your legs and your nails feel like they are going to be ripped off, but at least you have your significant other. The one that makes you smile and gives you butterflies in your tummy. Just remember those things okay. Hang in there – snorts.

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I don’t know why the humans keep looking at me and calling for Fluffy. Fluffy is not here. In fact, there’s nothing to see here at all. No fluffy… I just have a really nice comfortable pillow. Signed Bewildered

Dear Bewildered,
Um…I’m going out on a limb here my friend but have you checked your so called ‘pillow’ lately? Does your pillow feel strange with fur, a heart beat and perhaps claws? You might want to double check that pillow – snorts.

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Dude, you gotta help a dog out. My humans read your blog. For some reason, it intrigues them. So much so, that they want a pesky little oinker like you – no offense. To make matters worse, they dress me up and tell me to act like you. I need your help. Their strange obsession is getting on my last nerve. Help. Signed Pig Want A Be

Dear Pig Want A Be,

No offense pal but you are just the cutest little dog in disguise that I’ve seen in some time. Heck, some would say that you are *almost* as cute as me… almost. I think your humans have a great sense of humor and they have great taste. What’s wrong in being a piggy? I can’t think of anything bad in my charmed life. Snorts.

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Never trust your brother – EVER! I should have known he was up to no good. He walked through the house with this can in his mouth and told me to come outside to see something. Yep I saw something alrighty. Confetti strings covering my head. The nerve. He does have to sleep sometime, right? Signed Stupid and Covered

Dear Stupid and Covered,

Aaaww dude – it’s kind of funny. So colorful and bright. At least he took you outside so your humans wouldn’t fuss. I’m so sure you can think of something to get even. If not, give me a call. I might be able to help you out 🙂

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*Remember friends – keep your pictures and questions coming. Send them to me at baconthompson@gmail.com

 
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