Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon,

This is my new bed that I got for my birthday.  I freaking love it!  No one messes with me when I’m sitting on top of it.  I wonder why?  Signed BatCat

Dear BatCat,
I like it!  I think it is so you.  So very awesome my friend.  I think my humans need to find me something as interesting for me to take a nap on in the living room.

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Dear Bacon,
The wife – she fell asleep on me.  I have no feelings in my arm.  And you know what, I will not move until she wakes.  That’s how much I love her.  Signed Lovesters

Dear Lovesters,
That my friend is love and so very sweet.  I do know what you mean.  Sometimes I have fallen asleep while mom is holding me and she does the same.  She will hold me while I sleep for hours.  It’s a great feeling.  You two lovebirds have an awesome year!

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Dear Bacon,
Consider yourself lucky that you are a guy.  It’s hard looking this good every day.  Just doing my hair takes a lifetime.  All you have to do is throw a cap on and go.  I only wish!  There’s shampooing, conditioner, gel, blowdry – oh the list could go on!  Signed Marilyn

Dear Marilyn,
I hear you my pet.  It may take you a while to get ready but let me tell you in two words what the results are – HUBBA HUBBA!  But even without all of that, you are a natural beauty and I would be very proud wondering the streets with you on my side!

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Dear Bacon,

This is what happens when grandma comes for a visit.  This lipstick is hard to get off.  Can you relate?  Signed Kissed

Dear Kissed,

Snorts my friend.  Grandma just LOVES her little granddog.  There’s no harm in that.  What’s a little soap and water with all of that loving you just got?  I’m all for it.  Enjoy it to the fullest my friend.

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Dear Bacon,
My humans are just ridiculous.  That’s it bottom line.  They got me this delicious snack treat and took my picture.  This was actually on our Christmas cards this year.  Pig, you gotta help me.  I feel so stupid.  Signed Lips

Dear Lips,
I’m sorry my friend.  I read your question and then looked at your picture.  For some reason, all I can think about is Mick Jagger.  I’m not sure what the connection is – the ears maybe?  Snorticles.  You see, humans do things that they think are funny.  Our jobs are to make them laugh and smile.  You fulfilled your job.  They love you pooch – enjoy it!

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Remember friends to send your questions/pictures to me at baconthompson@gmail.com

 

Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon,

Hey – we’re just hanging around in underwear. I mean if the humans can do it, why can’t we, right? Signed – Trio Fruit of the Loom

Dear Trio Fruit of the Loom,

UUMM, okay. I completely understand. Some people here at the Hotel Thompson like to run around in their Fruit of the Looms too – not mentioning any names – snort snort dad snort snort. Whatever makes you comfortable, go for it my friends!

 

Dear Bacon,

Wwaattzz uupp? Hey we all gotta have some fun in life my friend. Take it from me, don’t sweat the small stuff. Turn it around and have fun. Life is WAY too short. Signed Monkey Man

Dear Monkey Man,

Hey, you’ve got the right view in life. I like that. Here’s a Waahhhatt’ss uuupp back at you. Keep cheerful Monkey Man!

 

Dear Bacon,

Hey look. I don’t want any problems here. I just want to eat my little bamboo stem in peace and walk away. I’m not trying to cause any problems. Okay? Signed Panda Express

Dear Panda Express,

Why am I craving Chinese food now all of a sudden? I don’t get it. I have no problems with your little snack man. You go right ahead and eat that piece of grass bamboo. I’m more of a fruits and veggies kind of piggy any who. Good eats and take care my friend!

 

Dear Bacon,

Do you know how hard it is to write that great American novel? This is me on my thinking beanie bag with my books and laptop. Sometimes it is so hard to concentrate. What do I do for inspiration? Signed Next Great American Dog Writer

Dear Next Great American Dog Writer,

I do really understand your dilemma. It’s hard to be a writer. I know first hand from my experience in writing my blogs. The clue is to never give up. Inspiration comes to you when you are least expecting it. Sometimes I find it from watching television or watching the humans around here at the Hotel Thompson. When something hits you, write it down as a ‘go to’ when you are least inspired. Keep writing my friend.

 

Dear Bacon,

Sometimes one has to sit back, let it all out and meditate to take away the stress from the day. Do you ever do this? Signed Lemur Lips

Dear Lemur Lips,

Yes. I do meditate and I have even attempted piggy yoga at times. I’ve never let myself go as far as you have my friend. My tongue doesn’t stick out. Although you have quite an interesting and long tongue, I just don’t think mine would meet the standard. Keep destressing my friend!

 

Remember friends – keep sending your pictures and questions to me at baconthompson@gmail.com

 

Sleeping Bacon

 I spend a lot of time sleeping. It’s what pigs do.  I especially love laying on the couch beside mommy and sleeping.  She rubs my belly and my back and I feel so comfortable safe and with her.  This picture here mom was lucky.  She got me in mid yawn.  See those massive jaws open?  I yawn in my sleep.  Mommy says it’s funny to see me yawn.  You really don’t expect to see teeth and my bottom lip because of my snout.  It really is quite the sight.  She’s been trying to get a really good picture of it.  This is as close as what she has gotten so far.  She says I move too fast at times and that’s why it’s hard to get the ‘perfect’ shot.

 

 

 

 

This is another picture that mommy took of me when I was sleeping.  In this shot, you can actually see my cute little snout and my bottom lip.  Mom says I look like a cute little angel sleeping here.  You know I can do no wrong when I look this cute – 🙂