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Dear Bacon
Dear Bacon, You gotta help this little pooch out. Now that the weather has gotten cooler, pumpkins are everywhere doing gross things. My humans have decorated my pad – including my front porch. Every time I walk out front into my yard, I see this. Mr. Pumpkin just can’t hold his beer. It’s a crying shame these pumpkins. I think this one needs rehab STAT. What about you – you coming across this same thing? Signed FiFi
Dear FiFi – Unfortunately my friend. It is the time of the pumpkin. Pumpkins do not have a chance here at the Hotel Thompson. Mom loves them and does all kinds of weird things to them. And then afterwards, she gives me the pumpkin in the backyard. Let’s just say that my backyard can be considered a crime scene after I take care of pumpkin. Did I mention that me and my mom love pumpkins? Snorts with piggy laughter.
Dear Bacon,
Some days when I want to feel like a bad puddy cat, I put on my wig and climb trees. It freaks out animals, small children and older folks in my neighborhood. They actually think I’m a lion. I’m thinking of wearing this for Halloween. What do you think? Signed Roar
Dear Roar,
I can’t say much my little friend. I like to wear a cape around town. I think it’s original of you to wear your wig. Somehow I think it really becomes you. If I was walking down your street and saw you in a tree, I would be afraid. I’m shaking now as I type this. Go for it my little man – go for it!
Dear Bacon – Hey dude! We have started decorating here at our casa. I wanted to share something we put together in your honor. We gotta let our pumpkin and love of pigs shine through. Hope you enjoy it. Signed The Smiths
Dear The Smiths – Squeals with piggy excitement. OMP – Now that’s what I’m talking about. I think that is the coolest thing I’ve seen so far for Halloween. I love the creativity of your pumpkins as piglets. Awesome for sure. Thanks for sharing with me. Happy Halloween!
Dear Bacon,
I love leather. I love the feel of it against my fur. Can you be honest and tell me if this jacket gives me chicken legs? Signed Biker Chick
Dear Biker CHICK,
So your question is does your leather jacket make you “look” like you have chicken legs? Now that’s a good questions. No, not at all. Your jacket doesn’t give that appearance at all. I think that diamond necklace draws attention to that gorgeous face of yours. Walking off shaking head laughing.
Due to Halloween, we are repeating some of our more hilarious letters. Hope you enjoy my sweet friends ❤
Pass Me The Stuffing
It’s almost here – the big turkey day. I thought you might like this funny – I hope you laugh on the big day when someone asks you to pass the stuffing – snorts
Dear Bacon –
Dear Bacon,
Spiders eeww. Nobody likes them man. I’m sorry little dude. I saw one on the floor. It was huge. There was no other place to go. The evil thing was in the doorway threatening my manhood. I jumped on the first thing I could to get away from it. Sink be it. This is how my master found me. This doesn’t make me less of a dog does it? My fear of spiders? Signed Sweetness
Dear Sweetness,
Well, it might take you down a couple of notches. You’re name my take you down a few more. You are my fellow friend are a dog. A big dog at that. You could have easily walked over that little spider and saved you some grace. Unless that spider is as big as you, you are the bigger person. Start dogging up.
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Dear Bacon,
Hey dude. I read your blog all of the time. I see people talking about yoga and I’ve seen some of the positions. I gotta lot of stress in my life. I thought I would try it. WOW – it works great! This is my zen trunk position. It took me a long time to get the balancing together but it’s great now. Have you tried it yet?? Signed Stingphant
Dear Stingphant,
That’s amazing! I’m going to have to try some of these positions in my room when no one is looking, especially that Hemi. It helps out in stress huh? I really don’t have that much stress but I think over the holidays I’m going to try it. I’ll keep you posted.
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Dear Bacon,
Who says zebras can’t be fast? I’m tired of being the underzebra in the bush getting chased all of the time. I bought me a bike and it is the bomb! Those pesky little cats can’t catch me anymore. Whatcha think? Signed Einstein
Dear Einstein,
I’m amazed! First of all, you have the talent to ride a bike. Second of all, I would have never thought about doing that to escape the cat. But I do have a question. How are you going to feel that thing up with gas when it runs out? Just a thought to think about. Stay safe my striped friend!
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Dear Bacon,
I love the water. I just can’t get enough of it. My favorite sport is water skiing. Everyone said that due to my size that I would never be able to participate. Well, I proofed them wrong. Don’t let anyone say that you can’t do something. You can. Signed Geoffrey
Dear Geoffrey,
I’ve got to admit that if you can do that, I can do some of the things that I want to do in my life. There’s nothing that can hold us back. Thank you so much for the inspiration!
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Okay pig –
You think *you* have problems with those pesky purr things. I have problems. My master has pet mice. You know where I’m going. You can’t eat the pets. But this, this is taking things a little too far and asking me too much. What am I to do? Signed Heathcliff
Dear Heathcliff,
WOW – mom does walk around telling me not to eat the cats. I don’t. I may tug on their tails a little but it’s all out of love. But mice hanging around the head. Oh buddy, there’s got to be a line somewhere and that’s pushing it. You might need to leave the room when the master has those play things out wondering around. I can hold back a lot but that – no way! Be strong!
Piglove 