False Confession Day

Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –

Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!

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Today is a great day my friends.  Today I bring you “False Confession Day”.  Today, we encourage false confessions of any kind.  It should be fun to see how many things we can falsely confess to.  I got Bacon and his mom to play the game today.  They are both going to tell you three things each.  One of the three statements is true with the other two being false.  Can you pick them out correctly?  Be sure to share on your blog and make some false confessions of your own 🙂

BACON’s Statements

1. I love kumquats.
2.  I have bitten Hemi (one of the purr things here at the Hotel Thompson).
3. I know how to work my remote control for my television.

Bacon’s MOM’s Statements

1. Mom knows how to shoot a gun and she’s pretty good at it.
2. Mom drives a Hummer.
3. Mom has no sense of humor.

 

False Confession Day

Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –

Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!

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Today is a great day my friends.  Today I bring you “False Confession Day”.  Today, we encourage false confessions of any kind.  It should be fun to see how many things we can falsely confess to.  I got Bacon and his mom to play the game today.  They are both going to tell you three things each.  One of the three statements is true with the other two being false.  Can you pick them out correctly?  Be sure to share on your blog and make some false confessions of your own 🙂

BACON’s Statements

1. I love kumquats.
2.  have bitten Hemi (one of the purr things here at the Hotel Thompson).
3. I know how to work my remote control for my television.

Bacon’s MOM’s Statements

1. Mom knows how to shoot a gun and she’s pretty good at it.
2. Mom drives a Hummer.
3. Mom has no sense of humor.

 

Five Statements – Truth Revealed

Back for the reveal of the true answer in FIVE STATEMENTS.  Which one did you think was the truth?  Let’s recap the statements below.

Statement 1 – Daddy played professional football.

Statement 2 – Mommy used to be a ballerina.

Statement 3 – I love the feel of newly mowed grass on these hooves and run on it all of the time.

Statement 4 – Mom/dad and Bashful once met guitarist Slash.

Statement 5 – I always mind my matters and do what mom/dad say.

Let’s break it down my friends.  Daddy did use to play football, not professionally but in high school and college.  And mom, well she couldn’t stand on one leg for any length of time let alone her toes.  Grass on my hooves – shivers – surely you jest.  I’m not *that* kind of piggy – snorts.  But me not minding my matters or minding mom/dad?  Well, I have been known to be sent to my room and trust me.. I slam the door once I’m in there – snorts.  So, that leaves us to the correct answer.

Check it out here to find out more information 🙂

 

Five Statements

Welcome my friends to Five Statements.  We love this game here at the Hotel Thompson.  We are going to tell you FIVE STATEMENTS.  You have to tell us which ONE is the truth.  Do you think you know us that well to figure it out?  Let’s put it to the test and see what you think you know of the Hotel Thompson.

Statement 1 – Daddy played professional football.

Statement 2 – Mommy used to be a ballerina.

Statement 3 – I love the feel of newly mowed grass on these hooves and run on it all of the time.

Statement 4 – Mom/dad and Bashful once met guitarist Slash.

Statement 5 – I always mind my matters and do what mom/dad say.

There you go my friends – the FIVE STATEMENTS.  Which one is true?  I’ll tell you tomorrow 🙂  Happy guessing.

 

April Fool’s Day?

Happy April Fool’s Day my friends.  What?  That’s not how it’s suppose to go?  Oh, I get it.  I’m suppose to “fool” you into something that you are not aware of.  Oh I see – that’s how it works.  Well, since I’ve already blown that part let me go in another direction.  That would be fun, right?  Nods piggy head – sure it will be.

I will tell you three things.  ONE of them is true.  YOU guess which one.  How’s that for an April Fool’s Day?  These may be tough so work it out my friends.

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Statement 1 –

Since mommy loves the Mickey Mouse so much, dad thought he would meet her half way.  He loves the rock group KISS.

So, daddy compromised and got this rocking Mickey Mouse/KISS tattoo this past weekend.  Cool huh?

It looks tough.  It looks cool.  Mommy loves it.  Daddy loves it.  It’s a win-win situation.  Don’t you think it’s groovy?

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Statement 2 –

Oh dear piggy heavens help me – please help me!  Mom and dad are doing a complete renovation here at the Hotel Thompson.  Work started today and should be completed by Friday, April 17, 2015.

We are talking gut work – front room, kitchen and hallway.  Out with all of the old – furniture, carpet and yucky linoleum in the kitchen.  Painted walls, new floors and new furniture – perhaps some other really cool stuff.

All by Friday, April 17, 2015.  Can I come live with you?

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Statement 3 –

Our next door neighbor is getting a piggy – squeals – I’m going to have a girlfriend for real!  They’ve talked about it for a while now.

I’m so excited.  I can’t wait for you any longer Miss Piggy. 😦

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There you go my friends.  Three statements – which one is the truth?  Go!

 

False Confession Day

Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –

Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!

.

Today is a great day my friends.  Today I bring you “False Confession Day”.  Today, we encourage false confessions of any kind.  It should be fun to see how many things we can falsely confess to.  I got Bacon and his mom to play the game today.  They are both going to tell you three things each.  One of the three statements is true with the other two being false.  Can you pick them out correctly?  Be sure to share on your blog and make some false confessions of your own 🙂

BACON’s Statements

1. I love kumquats.
2.  have bitten Hemi (one of the purr things here at the Hotel Thompson).
3. I know how to work my remote control for my television.

Bacon’s MOM’s Statements

1. Mom knows how to shoot a gun and she’s pretty good at it.
2. Mom drives a Hummer.
3. Mom has no sense of humor.

 

Truth or Lies

Hey – Let’s play a game.  Oh no – don’t look afraid.  This is a fun game. I’m sure you will just love it.  Really – you can come closer to read this bloggy – I won’t bite… maybe just nibble – snorts.  My game is called Truth or Lies.  I’m going to tell you three statements.  You have to figure out which one is the truth – two are lies.  Are you ready?  This time, I’ll keep it pretty easy for you.

Mommy used to be a phone operator.  Now stop it.  Not *that* kind of phone operator.  People said that she had a great voice – sexy with a twinge of southern charm.

Daddy once ran a marathon in downtown Atlanta, Georgia for the 4th of July – the Peachtree Road Race.

 Mommy’s favorite meal is pork – squeals and hides.