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Mom Has Lost It… You Think?

 Mom is well mom – you know mother material.  She *had* blonde hair, wore lipstick and glasses and was one of those moms that had everything together – carpooling, grocery shopping, lists of everything and a firm hand.

But a couple of weeks ago, something happened out of the blue. Mom and dad got up to go get their haircuts and what came home wasn’t mom anymore.  I mean she was mom – still has my mom qualities, still does the carpooling, still does the shopping, etc.  But mom was different.  She told us that she had been a blonde/brown for over 20 years and she was tired of it.  You know this can’t end well, right my friends?

Well my friends, let me introduce you to mom two point hello hubba hubba.  Snorts with piggy laughter.

Gone are the glasses.  Gone is the blonde/brown hair.  Hello contacts and what is that – purple hair?  Some peeps recognize the purple right off while others look at it without light on it and says it’s more auburn.  Me, Houdini, Hemi and Daddy say get back and HELLO MOM.

Maybe she doesn’t look like the ‘typical’ mom anymore but who is to say what the ‘typical’ mom looks like these days?  In this time and day, the June Cleavers and Carol Brady’s of the world is something in the past.

So what do you think my friends?



Posted by on 05/18/2016 in Bacon


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