Bacon’s mom here. Don Juan is now considered a bratty elf beyond any kind of help. So he sends my picture to Santa that’s great. But did he have to send my picture via Playboy magazine? You can’t lie Don Juan. The proof was in yesterday’s posting that Bacon did. We won’t even discuss how much Bacon charged on daddy’s credit card to get back all of those magazines. Shakes my head.
And now you have way overstepped your boundaries here at the Hotel Thompson.
Messing with the kids is one thing. Messing with the husband is another thing. But messing with my collectible Barbie dolls – shaking head. That’s where I have to draw the line.
When I took a nap yesterday – cause Lord knows we can’t sleep at night with that freak running around rapid – I dreamed of my favorite Super Hero – Wonder Woman and what she would do with that freakzoid with her lasso of truth – giggles. We should only know how he felt about being tied up by my number one hero – HA!
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Bacon’s mom here. Thank goodness it is almost over and done with and that little fleabag called Don Juan can go back into hiding. He has been mischievous beyond belief this year and we are all just sick of it here at the Hotel Thompson. Messing with the kids is one thing. Messing with the husband is another thing. But messing with my collectible Barbie dolls – shaking head. That’s where I have to draw the line.
When I took a nap yesterday – cause Lord knows we can’t sleep at night with that freak running around rapid – I dreamed of my favorite Super Hero – Wonder Woman and what she would do with that freakzoid with her lasso of truth – giggles. We should only know how he felt about being tied up by my number one hero – HA!
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Okay my friends – I need your help. I think daddy needs to stay out of the eggnog or cocktails. Now he’s messing around with mom’s favorite super hero – Wonder Woman. Oh dear piggy heavens. When mom sees this picture – oh snorts. Things are going to get freaking hilarious around the Hotel Thompson. Mom is going to be so jealous of dad’s new “waist”. Oinks! So tell me friends – what do you think daddy has been in? Wine, beer, snaps, brandy…. snorts oinks!
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