Something so exciting happened yesterday. I absolutely could not believe it when mom was telling me and dad last night. I’m honored. I’m in awe. I’m mystified. Mom did something and didn’t even tell me and dad about it until last night. I just can’t believe she kept it a secret that long. Personally, I think she did it and forgot about it not thinking anything would come from it. So, all of this hoopla and you’re probably wondering to yourself, “Just spit it out pig – what happened?” Okay, here it goes.
Mom sent a fellow Georgian, not too far away from me that’s from Hapeville, a post on her Facebook the other day. She thought that I, Bacon, would be a good laugh for this person. I really don’t understand that part because we all know that “I’m” not a joke. I just tell it like it is from my little piggy perspective… just keeping it real. Snort – LOL
Last night on the way home from work, mom checked her Facebook messages and posts and saw this. She immediately had to take a picture. She was so excited! You should have seen her when she came in the house. She couldn’t even talk for a few minutes – which is a rare thing from mom. Chuckles
She was flying around the house and her tail was just shaking. She finally told me and daddy to guess and then before we could guess, she told us. Dad was in awe. He said a lot of things but all I heard from him was blah, blah, blah, that pig is popular, blah, blah, blah.
I must have look mystified because I didn’t catch the name. So mom looked at me and said, “You know the game show Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader.” When she said that, I knew because we’ve watched that before on my television. And personally Mr. Foxworthy, I think it needs to be changed to Are You Smarter than a Pot Bellied Pig. Just sayin’
Mom also reminded me about the Blue Collar Comedy Tour he did with Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and Ron White. That was hilarious! I’ve watched that several times with dad.
Of course dad was laughing at me later last night saying to expect me to be the ham of some jokes like… You know you’re a redneck if you own a pig that stays inside and has his room and has his own television. It’s okay dad. You’re just jealous. SRAOL (snort rolling all over laughing).
So there you go – can you believe that?! Thank you Mr. Foxworthy. You made my piggy day!