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Shaking my piggy head – “The Most Interesting Rock in the World”… you gotta check it out my friends. You won’t be let down. XOXO – Bacon

Evil Squirrel's Nest

He’s won more World Series of Poker championships than anyone else since the Stone Age…

He corresponds with important world leaders….. by sending them photocopies of his butt.

He CAN only eat just one….

He knows how to swallow a suppository…

He is…..

THE MOST INTERESTING ROCK IN THE WORLD.

“I don’t always drink beer.  But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis!

Stay thirsty, my friends!”

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BOLO REPORT!!

This is an All Points Rock Bulletin –

Please be on the lookout for one missing pet rock.  The missing pet rock goes by the name of Bashful.  Bashful has been known to travel internationally to the nether regions of the world and to hang out in bars with the underlords.  Don’t let his demure look fool you.  Although his name is innocent, he is not.  He is a known womanizer.  Just look at the grin on his face – now we all know why it is permanent.

If you see this rock culprit, do not approach or apprehend him for fear you will be his next victim. He has the morals of a rolling stone and the suaveness of the spy double oh seven and a half.

Please send me an email at baconthompson@gmail.com with any sightings.

Thank you for your time.