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Funny Humor

Okay my friends.  This weekend, I’m feeling funny with a slight temperature of amusement.  With that in mind, I have jokes to share.  I do hope that you enjoy these.


 

Snake 1 says, “Are we poisonous?”

Snake 2 replies, “I don’t know, why?”.

Snake 1 says, “I just bit my lip.”


 

One of the highlights of the biology course at my university was the monthly feeding of a caged rattlesnake kept in the laboratory. One time, the entire class gathered around the cage and, in complete silence, watched as the feeding took place.

 ‘I’m jealous of the snake,’ the instructor said. ‘I never get the class’s undivided attention like this.’
A student answered matter-of-factly, ‘You would if you could swallow a mouse.’

What is the difference between a cat and a dog?

Dogs think, “Humans are benevolent, they feed me and take care of me, so they must be Gods.

Cats think, “Humans are benevolent, they feed me and take care of me, so I must be God.”

 

 
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Posted by on 07/11/2015 in Bacon

 

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