Dear Bacon – When they humans are away, the Kung Fu Fighting comes out to play. This kitty was “Kung Fu Fighting” – go ahead you can sing and dance with me. I won’t tell anyone. “Those kicks were fast as lighting. In fact, it was a little bit frightening – But they fought with expert timing.” Signed Funky Chinatown
Dear Funky Chinatown – Awesome! What a way to start a Dear Bacon issue. Love that song. It’s one of mine and dad’s favorites. Heck, you should see dad put on his headband and go to town – he’s got the moves like Jagger! But don’t worry, you’re moves are tops!
Dear Bacon – I may look like a super dog but really I’m not. I’m waiting at the driveway for my super hero to get home from school. When he gets off the bus, I give him the cape. In my eyes, he will *always* be my super hero regardless of how old. Do you have a super hero Bacon? Signed Side Kick
Dear Side Kick – Let me tell you something my friend, you are not only the bestest Side Kick ever – you are my hero. ❤
Dear Bacon – Make it stop. Why. Why do we have to be punished like this and given these drownings? Why can’t I just stay dirty? Signed Soaking Wet
Dear Soaking Wet – Aaaww – little guy. I’m sorry you feel this way. Let me explain something to you. Your humans love you. They really do and it doesn’t seem like it but me trust on this okay. If they didn’t love you, they would’t bathe you and take care of you. You know – you wouldn’t have your forever home. And here at the Hotel Thompson, if your clean guess what. You get to snuggle in the big bed. Is that the rule there too? If so, go ahead and get it over with so you can get some bonding time. Baths don’t take forever. Close those puppy dog eyes and roll in some water my friend!
Dear Bacon – My human. All mine. I don’t share. This is my human’s hand. I will hold it and hug it and call it mine. All mine. Signed George
Dear George – I say go for it my furry friend. I would gladly give you my hoof as well – you look way too cuddly! That’s one lucky human for sure!
Dear Bacon – The shock! It was amazing! We couldn’t believe it! It was like a train wreck and we couldn’t move away from the window. What we saw Old Man McDonald doing to Mrs. McDonald – WOW! He is one lucky man. Oh, you’re asking what? Come closer and we will whisper it to you. He was doing the dishes for her! I know! Shocking huh? A man in the kitchen doing the dishes. We all almost passed out too! Signed the Farm Hands
Dear Farm Hands – What the pig!? I’m so showing this to daddy. WOW! Yes you are right. That Mrs. McDonald is one lucky lady for sure!! Let me know if you see anything else.
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Oh dear – snorts. I think Auntie Sharon created a monster here at the Hotel Thompson. Mommy went to bed early last night. She said she was ‘drained’. I’m not sure what that means to her but to me it meant short snuggle piggy time. I was left to the devices of daddy. Joy. Great. I’m excited. Really. Snorts.
So there we were in the living room – just me and dad. Even the purr things wimped out and went to bed early. Dad looked at me and I looked at him. He then looked at our curio cabinet. I snorted to tell daddy no and not to think about it. But we know my daddy. He doesn’t listen to me. This is not going to end well my friends. He took out the Japanese headband from the cabinet that Auntie Sharon sent back with Bashful.
This is not good. I’m trying to use all of the piggy telepathy I could to muster to speak to him mind to mind. Don’t do it daddy. Put it back. You will get into trouble. But of course, he doesn’t listen to me and we are one mind short – snorts. Then he does the dumbest thing. He looks right at me and says, “This won’t hurt anything and mommy doesn’t have to know”. Rolls piggy eyes. Has he not learned *anything* in 26 years with this woman? She KNOWS EVERYTHING.
He put on the headband. Idiot. I swear that is what this man’s middle name. In fact, I think if you look up stupid in the dictionary, his picture dressed just like this will be there – wearing his Angry Birds shirt and everything. I snort at him and do you know the man had the audacity to snort back at me?
He walked over to our stereo equipment. I was like what is the idiot doing now? I can’t start to explain this silly grin that overcame his face. He was like, “We have to have some theme music”. I’m like what? Highway to Hell? cause that is definitely the direction you are headed with the headband. Or perhaps it is Another One Bites the Dust because you will be if mommy catches you. He started to play the music and that’s when I really rolled my eyes, jumped on the couch I normally sit on and waited for the show waiting with my camera.
Oh dear piggy heavens. Tell me the man is not reinventing Kung Fu Fighting. Listen old man, Do NOT – you hear me now – DO NOT give up your daytime gig. What do you call this position? Crouching Daddy Stupid Stance? This is not going to end well. You do realize that, right?
There he was dancing and singing along to his song. What he didn’t realize was that he woke up mommy. And guess who was in the hallway watching this performance of a lifetime? Yep, mommy. When he turned in his dance and saw her in the hallway, let’s just say that Crouching Daddy Stupid Stance went down fast on the floor. Guess that headband couldn’t save you then huh daddy dearest?
Miniature pot bellied pig and friends - Bacon, Houdini, Hemi and all of the Rock Clan with Journalist Rocky the Squirrel all out looking for adventures from the Hotel Thompson.
Dear Bacon – When they humans are away, the Kung Fu Fighting comes out to play. This kitty was “Kung Fu Fighting” – go ahead you can sing and dance with me. I won’t tell anyone. “Those kicks were fast as lighting. In fact, it was a little bit frightening – But they fought with expert timing.” Signed Funky Chinatown
Dear Bacon – I may look like a super dog but really I’m not. I’m waiting at the driveway for my super hero to get home from school. When he gets off the bus, I give him the cape. In my eyes, he will *always* be my super hero regardless of how old. Do you have a super hero Bacon? Signed Side Kick
He put on the headband. Idiot. I swear that is what this man’s middle name. In fact, I think if you look up stupid in the dictionary, his picture dressed just like this will be there – wearing his Angry Birds shirt and everything. I snort at him and do you know the man had the audacity to snort back at me?
Piglove 