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My Point of View on the Classic – The Wizard of Oz

I’ve watched this classic with mom twice now. The first time that I watched it, it was so intriguing with the flashy lights, the singing and the little dog Toto. I could just picture myself being Toto. Don’t you think it would have been a different movie with me, a mere pig, playing Toto’s part?

The second time that I watched it, I gave it more thought as only I can do ūüôā . So below I wanted to give you my perspective of the classic The Wizard of Oz.

The movie was based on a novel written by L. Frank Baum in 1900 – way before our time. The movie was made in 1939 and thus history was made on this classic. It is 101 minutes of fun, laughter and scary moments. It starts off in black and white, then goes color with the ending back to black and white. Visually, it was a good movie and I really enjoyed that change to show current time to fantasy time.

Judy Garland playing Dorothy Gale singing “Over the Rainbow” absolutely left me breathless! And that’s hard to do to this piggy! Sometimes mom *tries* to sing that to me at night when she tucks me in. No offense mom but you are not Judy Garland – snort.

So Dorothy lives on a farm with her Auntie Em and Uncle Henry. They have farm hands that help them out by the names of Hunk, Zeke and Hickory – I LOVE these names. Have you ever met anyone in real life with those interesting names? Priceless, I’m telling you, priceless.

Of course Toto has gotten into trouble and that one neighbor that is always in everyone elses business comes a calling. Miss Almira Gulch is that unhappy neighbor. She wants to take Toto away for allegedly biting her. I have to say allegedly because they didn’t show a bite. In my world, no proof equals didn’t happen. Agree? Of course Auntie Em is too much of a lady to stand up to Miss Gulch so Uncle Henry does the deed and gives her Toto.

Miss Gulch takes Toto away in the evil basket but wait a minute – Toto escapes and goes back to the farm to a crying Dorothy. At last, all is right in the world again… at least for a few minutes until Dorothy decides the best action is to run away. Of course, why didn’t I think about that? – run away from your problems! The entire movie could have been solved right here. Think about it. Auntie Em just needed to go off on Miss Gulch and put her in her place. Now that would have been something to watch, right? A good old christian lady telling Miss Gulch to mind her own business in such delicate words. Snort – HA

So Dorothy runs away and comes across Professor Marvel who claims he can see things in his crystal ball. This is the beginnings of fake psychics my friends. Before Miss Cleo, there was Professor Marvel out there giving real psychics a bad name. The nerve! He claims that Auntie Em is sick so Dorothy runs home in the storm. But unbeknownst to Dorothy, everyone is already hiding in the cellar when the core of the cyclone comes over the house. Dorothy gets knocked in the head by the window frame and here we go with the color scenes my friends.

Dorothy and Toto travel in their house through time in the cyclone and land in Munchkinland. But oh no! The house lands on the Witch of the East killing her. Her sister, the Witch of the West, is not too happy about the demise of her wicked partner in crime. Before she can take over her powers in the form of those glorious ruby slippers, Glinda the Witch of the North has them mysteriouly appear on Dorothy’s feet.

So let me get this straight and reiterate. Dorothy has been in Munchkinland for no more than what 20 minutes and she’s (A) already killed someone and now (B) committed a theft of shoes? Interesting girl that Dorothy – snort LOL.

Glinda the Witch of the North puts the idea in Dorothy’s mind to travel the ‘yellow brick road’ and go to the Emerald City to find Oz in an attempt to get back home to Kansas. The Witch of the West (which is really Miss Gulch) vows to get even with Dorothy and Toto along the way. The adventure now deepens. As if it wasn’t enough to be entertained by the singing Munchkins and the Lollipop Kids, you can only imagine what kind of characters Dorothy is going to run into on the way to the Emerald City.

So a 12 year old girl and a little itty bitty dog start walking the ‚Äėyellow brick road‚Äô heading towards Oz all by themselves. That‚Äôs brave. Only in Oz can this happen. I love this part! Dorothy meets the Scarecrow (which is really Hunk), the Tin Man (which is really Hickory) and the Cowardly Lion (which is really Zeke). All of them decide to go to Emerald City to meet Oz and ask for certain things. The Scarecrow wants a brain, the Tin Man wants a heart, the Cowardly Lion wants courage and of course poor little Dorothy and Toto just want to go home.

Before they can get to the Witch’s castle, the flying monkeys (shivers!) ambush them and kidnap Dorothy and Toto. The evil Witch of the West threatens to drown poor Toto if Dorothy doesn’t give her the fabulous ruby slippers. Dorothy loves her Toto too much and gives in but the Witch of the West is still unable to get the shoes because of a shower of sparks. The witch then remembers that the only way to get the shoes is if Dorothy dies so the hourglass is turned ticking down the time.

What the Wicked Witch of the West doesn’t realize is that the Scarecrow, the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion have overpowered three of the Winkie guards and taken their outfits to ‘fit in’. Toto has escaped from the room that Dorothy is being kept in, has found the trio and is trying to get them to Dorothy to save her. This is the part that you sit on the edge of your seats. Those Winkie guards were scary! They get Dorothy out of her room and they are running away but are being chased by the guards and the witch. They get cornered and it is not going well at all. The witch is mad to say the least.

The Wicked Witch of the West decides to burn the Scarecrow in front of Dorothy to make a point. Dorothy, that little soldier, sees a bucket of water behind her, picks it up and throws it at the Scarecrow to put the flames out. The witch happens to be standing behind the Scarecrow and gets splashed as well. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT! The witch melts and she has now killed two people in her adventure. WOW – I mean WOW – what a climax.

The Winkies are so thrilled that the witch is gone and they are now free. They give Dorothy her broom and they return back to Emerald City knowing they will get everything now that their mission is accomplished.

But no, that Oz refuses to grant them anything so Toto takes action. He goes behind the curtain and everyone learns that the great Oz is only a man (which is really Professor Marvel). He has no powers – didn’t we already know that? Snort – LOL

He tries to make things right with the group. He gives the Scarecrow a diploma and suddenly the Scarecrow knows everything – it’s a miracle! He gives the Lion a medal and suddenly he is the bravest thing in the world – it’s a miracle! He then gives the Tin Man a heart clock and suddenly you can hear it ticking – it’s a miracle! Three miracles in one movie!!

Oz tells Dorothy that he has a hot air balloon that he will use to take her to this far away land called Kansas. They get ready to go, good byes are done and the cord is cut. But not so quickly. Toto sees a purr thing – I knew they were bad – and jumps out at it from the basket with Dorothy short behind. The hot air balloon leaves and Dorothy is again stuck in the Emerald City. But who appears but that trouble maker Glinda the Good Witch that started this little misadventure.

Glinda tells Dorothy that she’s had the ability all along and the ruby slippers will get her home. Well, is it just me? Thanks Glinda, you could have told me that like in the beginning. You know before the poppy field, before the Haunted Forest, before the Flying Monkeys, before the Winkie Guards, before the Wicked Witch, before seeing the Munchkins, you know – in the beginning. Rolls piggy eyes.

Dorothy clicks her heels together three times repeating, “There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home”. She wakes up in her own bed in Kansas – and the film returns back to black and white. She is safe back in her room in Kansas with Auntie Em and Uncle Henry. And of course Hunk, Zeke and Hickory are all there checking on Dorothy.

The entire basis of the movie is now turned into the fact that it was all just a dream. Thank goodness! Because you know those two murders and theft charges will hang with you for a while. I mean think about it. The entire movie was really about a chick fighting for a nice pair of pumps. Mom said she didn’t blame her. I’ve seen mom’s pumps, they are probably worth fighting over as well.

So there you go. The Wizard of Oz from my little piggy point of view. Hope you enjoyed it and got a couple of chuckles from it.

Hogs and Kisses – Bacon

 
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Posted by on 02/01/2018 in Bacon

 

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The Film “GORDY” – The Finish

Have you been on the edge of your seat waiting for the finish? ¬†If you missed the first part of my breakdown, check¬†out my Friday posting. ūüôā

Here we go –

So Gordy, Hanky and his family fly to Branson, Missouri ¬†to help out Cousin Jake, Luke and Jinni Sue. ¬†They are so in awe to see welcome signs all over for Gordy being there in Branson. ¬†They go to the country music concert where they meet all kinds of famous country singers – Mickey Gilley, Boxcar Willie, Christy Lane and Roy Clark. ¬†There’s even a surprise speech from President Bill Clinton who unveils a new stamp in honor of Gordy.

Hanky talks about how Gordy wants to find his family and they give out a number to call if you have any information. ¬†While all of this is taking place, Sipes sends his henchman out to kidnap Gordy and kill him – squeal! ¬†But what the henchman didn’t see was that Cousin Jake saw them and follows them. ¬†The henchman goes over a bridge and throws Gordy off! ¬†Can you believe that?! ¬†I was sitting on the edge of the sofa with mommy. ¬†But never fear, Cousin Jake got lost and was under the bridge. ¬†Guess who he caught? ¬†Yep, you’re right – GORDY!

Cousin Jake takes him back to the music hall and the henchman tells Sipes he’s done the deed. ¬†When Cousin Jake gets back to the music hall, he tells Hanky, Luke Jinnie Sue and Jessica what happened. ¬†A battle ensues between Luke and Sipes and Jessica knocks out Sipes with a briefcase.

Someone calls the music hall and tells them that Gordy’s parents are going to be slaughtered at an unidentified slaughterhouse in Nebraska. ¬†Jessica, Hanky, Jinnie Sue and Luke then find out that the slaughterhouse is one that Royce Industries actually owns! ¬†They jump in the limousine with Cousin Jake driving and off they go.

Hanky keeps calling the slaughterhouse and finally gets the right number from the Royce Industries attorney.  Hanky tells the supervisor to shut down just in time.  They arrive at the slaughterhouse and not only do they rescue mom and the siblings but also dad.  Gordy is a hero!

In the last shots of the movie, you see everybody back at Meadow Brook Farm.  The farm is now sold and I know you want to know who bought it, right?  Jessica and Luke!  They got married and moved to the farm.  Jinnie Sue and Hanky are now brother and sister and all of the pigs are back where they are suppose to be.  Life is happy!

Now, wasn’t it worth the wait my friends?

 
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Posted by on 05/19/2014 in Bacon

 

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The Film “GORDY”

I apologize for the length of this posting.  I got really carried away by another piggy movie РWOWSER!

 

Last night I got to watch a new movie that has been in my Netflix que called¬†Gordy. ¬†OMP (oh my pig!) ¬†Have you seen this delightful and entertaining movie? ¬†It is wonderful! ¬†So full of fun, love and adventure. ¬†I highly recommend this if you haven’t see it. ¬†Pop you some corn, get a soda and get the family together for movie night – you won’t be sorry you did!¬†¬†

Gordy¬†came out in 1995, is around 90 minutes long and takes place in Arkansas. ¬†The movie starts at Meadowbrook Farm which is for sale. ¬†It shows all kinds of anipals outside at the farm. ¬†I have to admit that I was little shocked to see pigs living outside.. in nature?! ¬†What? ¬†Don’t all pigs live the life I do? ¬†And there were cows, horses, goats, roosters and chickens among those pigs. ¬†WOW ! ¬†And the anipals were talking! ¬†It was awesome. ¬†We could hear everything they were saying. ¬†Just like when I talk here on my page and at the Hotel Thompson.

It gets a little sad at this point because there are humans at the farm to take the daddy piggy away to “up north”. ¬†The rooster goes and tells Gordy, one of the piglets, that they are taking his dad. ¬†Gordy runs back to the farm as the truck is pulling off. ¬†I have to admit that Gordy runs fast and stays with the truck just enough for his daddy to tell him that he’s head of the family now. ¬†Gordy promises to take care of his mom and siblings and the truck goes off. ¬†I admit it. ¬†Me and mommy cried at this part of the movie right there with Gordy. ¬†It was so very sad to see them taking daddy away.

Gordy goes back to the farm crying and he can‚Äôt find his mom or family. ¬†Gordy asks Dorothy the cow if she has seen his family and she says no. ¬†Gordy asks Wendy the chicken if she has seen his family and she says no but tells him to ask Richard. ¬†Gordy goes and asks Richard the rooster if he has seen his family. ¬† Richard tells Gordy that while he was chasing the truck that took his dad “up north”, another truck came and took his mom and siblings. ¬†What? ¬†Can this movie get any sadder from the start?

Gordy decides to go off to find his family.  He walks a long way from the farm and it gets dark.  He comes upon a church and crawls into a basket outside to sleep.  Aaww.  Unbeknownst to Gordy, the basket was for the less fortunate and a guy comes by, picks up the items and places them in his truck.  It starts to rain and Gordy is asleep in the basket in the back of the truck.

In the next part of the movie, we are at¬†Miss Kittys‚Äô Saloon and Dance Hall where we see Gordy’s mom and his siblings.¬† They are cold and hungry and are asking where is Gordy and their dad. ¬†A cute little girl, Jinni Sue, comes out and feeds them it looks like some lettuce. ¬†While she is feeding them, Jinni Sue’s dad comes out and says it’s time. ¬†Jenni and her dad then go inside the dance hall and sing. ¬†It was like heaven – that Jenni Sue has some voice on her. ¬†It was beautiful!

After she gets done singing, she goes back outside and the truck with Gordy’s mom and siblings are gone ¬†But there is truck in the parking lot that has Gordy. ¬†She takes Gordy and tells him that she is going to take care of him and she is now going to call him Pinky. ¬†(Snorts – she didn’t know his name yet). ¬†She sneaks him into her trailer and hides him from her dad. ¬†She puts pajamas on him and they say their prayers before going to sleep. ¬†When Jinni Sue’s dad comes in to say goodnight, the lights are out and Pinky – AKA Gordy – kisses dad. ¬†It’s hilarious! ¬†It certainly reminds me of something that I might do.

Jinnie Sue’s dad eventually finds out about Pinky and they adopt him. ¬†They then head to Fayetteville, Arkansas to sing at Huntington Estate. ¬†I think this is the home of the local mayor. ¬†While Jinnie Sue is not singing, she has Pinky on a leash and meets a little boy named Hanky. ¬†Hanky is there at the party with his mom and grandfather, who is head of Royce Industries in St. Louis. ¬†Grandpa Royce tells Hanky to ask his mom to dance but before he can, his mom’s fiance beats him to it. ¬†Hanky gets upset and walks away from the party going to the estate pool.

Jinnie Sue sees Hanky walk away and follows him with Pinky. ¬†Hanky is sitting on the diving board of the pool and they talk for a bit¬†about how lonely Hanky is. ¬†When Hanky gets up to return back to the party, he falls into the pool. ¬†He can’t swim and neither can Jinni Sue! ¬†Jinni Sue runs off to get help and while she is gone, Pinky pushes a float into the pool and jumps in to safe Hanky. ¬†As Pinky is pushing Hanky to the side of the pool, everyone from the party comes to the pool and sees the amazing piglet saving Hanky. ¬†Cameras start flashing and this makes the news.

Afterwards, Jinnie Sue, Luke (Jinnie’s dad) and Pinky go to visit Hanky and his family. ¬†Jinnie Sue wants to give Pinky to Hanky as a pet since he gets lonely. ¬†The family accepts. ¬†The next day, Hanky, his mother (Jessica), Jessica’s fiance (Gilbert Sipes), Grandpa Royce and Pinky board a plane heading home to St. Louis. ¬†Once they are at the Royce International headquarters, they learn that a Hero Pig Fan Club has went nation wide on hero Pinky. ¬†Hanky shows Pinky around the office. ¬†That’s when Hanky learns that the pure of heart can understand animals. ¬†See, that’s why all of you my friends understand me – you are pure of heart! ¬† ¬†From that point on, Pinky tells Hanky that his name is Gordy and they understand each other completely.

Grandpa Royce is wanted a new image for the company. ¬†Gilbert Sipes is the PR person for the business – remember he is also Grandpa Royce’s daughters fiancee. ¬†Sipes wants Jessica to be the new image of the company. ¬†Grandpa Royce thinks that it should be Gordy – who is a hero. ¬†Grandpa Royce advises to take pictures, do a market campaign and let the consumers decide who should be the new image of Royce Industries.

The day comes for the filming and Gordy is under the clothes rack. ¬†He overhears Sipes telling the photographer to change the lense in the camera when he shoots Gordy. ¬†Gordy doesn’t understand this but tells Hanky. ¬†Well, Hanky switches the lenses back. ¬†The filming of Gordy then starts and you can see Gordy sporting rainwear, piglopedia, scubawear, piggy cola, hero pig – it’s so darling! ¬†Mommy – just don’t get any ideas okay.

Then then set up for the session with Jessica and they change lenses. ¬†Jessica then goes through all of the same poses. ¬†When it’s all over with, Sipes says that he doesn’t need to look at the film and to go ahead and send it out rush to market ASAP. ¬†He just *knows* that Jessica is going to win.

During this time, Jessica gets a postcard from Luke and Jinni Sue. ¬†Let’s just say she is smitten. ¬†She has that look in her eyes that mommy and daddy get when they look at each other. ¬†The next day, there’s a huge meeting at Royce Industries to announce who the winner is of the image campaign. ¬†They announce it was 100 to 1 on the results and that Gordy WINS. ¬†Sikes can’t believe it because you know – he did the lense switch. ¬†Then they show the film from Jessica and they see that she had the lense switch and all of her pictures look out of whack and fat. ¬†Sikes is livid. ¬†Gordy is signed to a lifetime contract and he is the new trademark for Royce Industries. ¬†Grandpa Royce then says that he will supervise Gordy’s publicity personally.

Gordy goes on to make the cover of Farm Journal and News Week.  He even makes the talk shows and has a song about him that goes platinum!

But during all of this, Gordy has been talking to Hanky about his promise to his father. ¬†He has to find his mother and siblings who were taken ‘up north’. ¬†They make a plan to go to the park the next day and they are going to find mom and the siblings themselves. ¬†What they don’t know is that Sikes is putting together a plan to kidnap Gordy. ¬†Sikes wants Gordy out of the picture so that Jessica can take his place. ¬†This way, when they are married Sikes will be rich.

At the park, Gordy and Hanky are able to get on a school bus that is heading towards Kansas City, Kansas. ¬†Sikes incompetent henchmen,¬†Dietz and Krugman, are following the bus in their limousine. ¬†What they don’t see is Gordy and Hanky escaping out of a window into a feed truck. ¬†Sikes calls the henchmen to find their status and they advise they have both Hanky and Gordy.

Hanky and Gordy get dropped off at a farm and they talk to a hog there. ¬†The hog tells them that there was a beautiful Yorkshire mom with babies that was at the Tri States Stockyard that got auctioned. ¬†They are now in transit ‘up north’. ¬†So there we see Hanky and Gordy off again walking down the side of a road. ¬†Who do you think passes the two? ¬†That’s right – Jinni Sue and Luke in their bus. ¬†They stop and pick them up. ¬†Can you believe the driver, Cousin Jake, understands Gordy as well? ¬†Then on the radio we hear that Henry¬†Royce head of Royce Industries is sick in the hospital from having a heart attack at the age of 73. ¬†Oh no! ¬†Everyone is saddened by the news. ¬†Luke tells Hanky he has take him home.

They get Hanky back at Royce Industries just in time for the reading of Grandpa Royce’s will. ¬†That’s where we find that Jessica is not left the company – you see Sikes fuming. ¬†The holdings of the company is left to grandson Hanky when he comes of age. ¬†In the time being, the company goes to Gordy! ¬†Can you imagine that PIGLET CEO!

Gordy starts telling Hanky that they need to make changes in the items they produce. ¬†For instance, change from chemicals and go more from artificial to natural items. ¬†This takes off and Gordy is called a Wall Street Wonder! ¬†But still, he always has in the back of his mind that he need to go ‘up north’ to save his mom and siblings.

They get a call from Cousin Jake advising they are in Branson, Missouri. ¬†They can’t find anywhere to play because they are nobodies. ¬†They need someone famous to get them a job. ¬†They want to know if Gordy will come to Branson to vouch for them and in exchange they will make an appeal to find his family. ¬†Deal!

And this is where I’m going to end my friends.

Does mom get saved?  Does dad get saved?  Does the siblings get saved?  What happens??  

Tune back Monday for the finish!

 
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Posted by on 05/16/2014 in Bacon

 

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My Point of View on the Classic – The Wizard of Oz

I’ve watched this classic with mom twice now. The first time that I watched it, it was so intriguing with the flashy lights, the singing and the little dog Toto. I could just picture myself being Toto. Don’t you think it would have been a different movie with me, a mere pig, playing Toto’s part?

The second time that I watched it, I gave it more thought as only I can do ūüôā . So below I wanted to give you my perspective of the classic The Wizard of Oz.

The movie was based on a novel written by L. Frank Baum in 1900 – way before our time. The movie was made in 1939 and thus history was made on this classic. It is 101 minutes of fun, laughter and scary moments. It starts off in black and white, then goes color with the ending back to black and white. Visually, it was a good movie and I really enjoyed that change to show current time to fantasy time.

Judy Garland playing Dorothy Gale singing “Over the Rainbow” absolutely left me breathless! And that’s hard to do to this piggy! Sometimes mom *tries* to sing that to me at night when she tucks me in. No offense mom but you are not Judy Garland – snort.

So Dorothy lives on a farm with her Auntie Em and Uncle Henry. They have farm hands that help them out by the names of Hunk, Zeke and Hickory – I LOVE these names. Have you ever met anyone in real life with those interesting names? Priceless, I’m telling you, priceless.

Of course Toto has gotten into trouble and that one neighbor that is always in everyone elses business comes a calling. Miss Almira Gulch is that unhappy neighbor. She wants to take Toto away for allegedly biting her. I have to say allegedly because they didn’t show a bite. In my world, no proof equals didn’t happen. Agree? Of course Auntie Em is too much of a lady to stand up to Miss Gulch so Uncle Henry does the deed and gives her Toto.

Miss Gulch takes Toto away in the evil basket but wait a minute – Toto escapes and goes back to the farm to a crying Dorothy. At last, all is right in the world again… at least for a few minutes until Dorothy decides the best action is to run away. Of course, why didn’t I think about that? – run away from your problems! The entire movie could have been solved right here. Think about it. Auntie Em just needed to go off on Miss Gulch and put her in her place. Now that would have been something to watch, right? A good old christian lady telling Miss Gulch to mind her own business in such delicate words. Snort – HA

So Dorothy runs away and comes across Professor Marvel who claims he can see things in his crystal ball. This is the beginnings of fake psychics my friends. Before Miss Cleo, there was Professor Marvel out there giving real psychics a bad name. The nerve! He claims that Auntie Em is sick so Dorothy runs home in the storm. But unbeknownst to Dorothy, everyone is already hiding in the cellar when the core of the cyclone comes over the house. Dorothy gets knocked in the head by the window frame and here we go with the color scenes my friends.

Dorothy and Toto travel in their house through time in the cyclone and land in Munchkinland. But oh no! The house lands on the Witch of the East killing her. Her sister, the Witch of the West, is not too happy about the demise of her wicked partner in crime. Before she can take over her powers in the form of those glorious ruby slippers, Glinda the Witch of the North has them mysteriouly appear on Dorothy’s feet.

So let me get this straight and reiterate. Dorothy has been in Munchkinland for no more than what 20 minutes and she’s (A) already killed someone and now (B) committed a theft of shoes? Interesting girl that Dorothy – snort LOL.

Glinda the Witch of the North puts the idea in Dorothy’s mind to travel the ‘yellow brick road’ and go to the Emerald City to find Oz in an attempt to get back home to Kansas. The Witch of the West (which is really Miss Gulch) vows to get even with Dorothy and Toto along the way. The adventure now deepens. As if it wasn’t enough to be entertained by the singing Munchkins and the Lollipop Kids, you can only imagine what kind of characters Dorothy is going to run into on the way to the Emerald City.

So a 12 year old girl and a little itty bitty dog start walking the ‘yellow brick road’ heading towards Oz all by themselves. That’s brave. Only in Oz can this happen. I love this part! Dorothy meets the Scarecrow (which is really Hunk), the Tin Man (which is really Hickory) and the Cowardly Lion (which is really Zeke). All of them decide to go to Emerald City to meet Oz and ask for certain things. The Scarecrow wants a brain, the Tin Man wants a heart, the Cowardly Lion wants courage and of course poor little Dorothy and Toto just want to go home.

They go through some obstacles that the Witch of the West puts forth but they do eventually make it to Emerald City. You think all is well because the all knowing Oz is going to help them out. But no, Oz wants more – just like a typical Oz, huh?. He demands more in the form of the Witch of the Wests broom before he will grant any wishes. Of course, that little Dorothy is a spit fire and takes on the challenge.

Before they can get to the Witch’s castle, the flying monkeys (shivers!) ambush them and kidnap Dorothy and Toto. The evil Witch of the West threatens to drown poor Toto if Dorothy doesn’t give her the fabulous ruby slippers. Dorothy loves her Toto too much and gives in but the Witch of the West is still unable to get the shoes because of a shower of sparks. The witch then remembers that the only way to get the shoes is if Dorothy dies so the hourglass is turned ticking down the time.

What the Wicked Witch of the West doesn’t realize is that the Scarecrow, the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion have overpowered three of the Winkie guards and taken their outfits to ‘fit in’. Toto has escaped from the room that Dorothy is being kept in, has found the trio and is trying to get them to Dorothy to save her. This is the part that you sit on the edge of your seats. Those Winkie guards were scary! They get Dorothy out of her room and they are running away but are being chased by the guards and the witch. They get cornered and it is not going well at all. The witch is mad to say the least.

The Wicked Witch of the West decides to burn the Scarecrow in front of Dorothy to make a point. Dorothy, that little soldier, sees a bucket of water behind her, picks it up and throws it at the Scarecrow to put the flames out. The witch happens to be standing behind the Scarecrow and gets splashed as well. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT! The witch melts and she has now killed two people in her adventure. WOW – I mean WOW – what a climax.

The Winkies are so thrilled that the witch is gone and they are now free. They give Dorothy her broom and they return back to Emerald City knowing they will get everything now that their mission is accomplished.

But no, that Oz refuses to grant them anything so Toto takes action. He goes behind the curtain and everyone learns that the great Oz is only a man (which is really Professor Marvel). He has no powers – didn’t we already know that? Snort – LOL

He tries to make things right with the group. He gives the Scarecrow a diploma and suddenly the Scarecrow knows everything – it’s a miracle! He gives the Lion a medal and suddenly he is the bravest thing in the world – it’s a miracle! He then gives the Tin Man a heart clock and suddenly you can hear it ticking – it’s a miracle! Three miracles in one movie!!

Oz tells Dorothy that he has a hot air balloon that he will use to take her to this far away land called Kansas. They get ready to go, good byes are done and the cord is cut. But not so quickly. Toto sees a purr thing – I knew they were bad – and jumps out at it from the basket with Dorothy short behind. The hot air balloon leaves and Dorothy is again stuck in the Emerald City. But who appears but that trouble maker Glinda the Good Witch that started this little misadventure.

Glinda tells Dorothy that she’s had the ability all along and the ruby slippers will get her home. Well, is it just me? Thanks Glinda, you could have told me that like in the beginning. You know before the poppy field, before the Haunted Forest, before the Flying Monkeys, before the Winkie Guards, before the Wicked Witch, before seeing the Munchkins, you know – in the beginning. Rolls piggy eyes.

Dorothy clicks her heels together three times repeating, “There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home”. She wakes up in her own bed in Kansas – and the film returns back to black and white. She is safe back in her room in Kansas with Auntie Em and Uncle Henry. And of course Hunk, Zeke and Hickory are all there checking on Dorothy.

The entire basis of the movie is now turned into the fact that it was all just a dream. Thank goodness! Because you know those two murders and theft charges will hang with you for a while. I mean think about it. The entire movie was really about a chick fighting for a nice pair of pumps. Mom said she didn’t blame her. I’ve seen mom’s pumps, they are probably worth fighting over as well.

So there you go. The Wizard of Oz from my little piggy point of view. Hope you enjoyed it and got a couple of chuckles from it.

Hogs and Kisses – Bacon

 
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