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Bacon’s Show and Tell – Mark Your Calendars

Thank you so very much my friends for making Bacon’s Show and Tell a great place to be every month.

This month for Bacon’s Show and Tell we are going to highlight what else but something embarrassing on your humans – snorts with piggy laughter!  Has your humans ever did something so embarrassing to each other that to this day it still stands out?  A joke?  Something that was suppose to be serious but turned out hysterical instead?

We want to hear ALL about it.  Share it with us on Bacon’s Show and Tell scheduled for Friday, April 29th.  Remember to link your blogs to this one so we can all share. Mark your calendars and I hope to see you here my friends – oinks.

 
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Posted by on 04/14/2016 in Bacon, Bacon's Show and Tell

 

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Mommy Got Some Piercings

  Can you believe this?  Mommy got these piercings today.  She says that it reminds her of her childhood and that she *had* to get them. Rolls piggy eyes.

Dad said all that she needed was some more holes in her head.

Do you recognize the characters?  Pac-Man.  Dad said that mommy played that game during her teens like there was no tomorrow. Heck, she still plays this game today.

Strange that adults do that.

So what do you think?  Yay or Nay?

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Posted by on 04/01/2016 in Bacon

 

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Bacon Bed?

 

 
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Posted by on 02/06/2016 in Bacon

 

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Breaking News!

Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here – 

Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!

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 Breaking News!!  Breaking News!!  Breaking News!!


Some of you may have noticed the change in today’s line up with Dear Bacon not being posted as usual.  Here at the Hotel Thompson we are getting into holiday party shape.  We all stayed up late last night partying to see if we still *had it*.  We didn’t .  Never fear though.  We will be back to normal broadcasting tomorrow … Once the aspirin kicks in … And the pepto bismol … And the well you know .

Now let me go and tie up Houdini and Bacon.  I can hear them breathing all the way in my treehouse.  They are loud!!

 

 
 

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National Tell a Joke Day

Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here – 

Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!

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Today, August 16th, is National Tell a Joke Day.  YAY!  Today should be filled with chuckles and laughs all around.  Participate in this laughable day and tell some jokes.  Do it in person, pass it along in a few emails or blog about it.  The more jokes you tell today, the more fun today will be.  Start the laughter and keep it flowing.  In honor of this day, Bacon has decided to tell a few jokes that he has heard.  Get ready to laugh friends.

Joke 1 –

One of my neighbors owns several cats.  On a recent visit, she introduced them to me.  “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract and that’s Alogue.”

“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked

“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained.  “Their first names are Cat.”


Joke 2 –

Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures?   –  Because pepper would make them sneeze.

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Joke 3 –

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?  – Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.

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Joke 4 –

What do you get when you cross a flower and a dog?  – A Collieflower (cauliflower) – snorts

 
 

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Joke for the Day

 
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Posted by on 07/18/2015 in Bacon

 

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What is Going on?

Help my friends.  I think there is something serious going on here at the Hotel Thompson.  Mom/dad have been in their whispering spelling out words mode lately.  That’s not good.  That’s my first sign that something is going on that shouldn’t be.  

I’ll be the first one to tell you I’m sweating it here.  I came into the kitchen last night and mom told dad sshh.  They had some kind of brochure on the kitchen island.  I could see the paper but I couldn’t see what it was.  I know it had to be something important though.  What could it be?  What are mom/dad up to?  Do you have any ideas my friends?

It has to be about me.  Why else would they be quiet when I come into the room?  This is not good.  Not good at all.  I’m going to get in the kitchen later on today to see if I can find that brochure on the island.  Perhaps I can get Hemi to help me out.  Surely he can help this pig out.  I’ll keep you posted.

 
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Posted by on 07/09/2015 in Bacon

 

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Ha – Was This My Mommy?

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Posted by on 02/23/2015 in Bacon

 

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Snowplow Blonde

Okay – my mom is down deep a blonde.  I saw this today and had to share.  Why?  Because it reminds me of my mom of course – snorts.  Hope you enjoy it.  Nothing personal to any blondes out there.  Really.

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.  She didn’t panic however because she remembered what her dad had once told her.  “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.”

Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by and she started to follow it.  She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.  Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.

And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.  The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot.  Do you want to follow me over to Best Buy?”

 
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Posted by on 02/22/2015 in Bacon

 

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National Tell a Joke Day

Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here – 

Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!

.

Today, August 16th, is National Tell a Joke Day.  YAY!  Today should be filled with chuckles and laughs all around.  Participate in this laughable day and tell some jokes.  Do it in person, pass it along in a few emails or blog about it.  The more jokes you tell today, the more fun today will be.  Start the laughter and keep it flowing.  In honor of this day, Bacon has decided to tell a few jokes that he has heard.  Get ready to laugh friends.

Joke 1 –

One of my neighbors owns several cats.  On a recent visit, she introduced them to me.  “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract and that’s Alogue.”

“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked

“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained.  “Their first names are Cat.”


Joke 2 –

Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures?   –  Because pepper would make them sneeze.

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Joke 3 –

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?  – Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.

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Joke 4 –

What do you get when you cross a flower and a dog?  – A Collieflower (cauliflower) – snorts

 
 

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