Mom just called me from the post office. I’m so excited. She finally mailed all of my packages today. There was EIGHT. Can you believe that?
EIGHT of my friends out there will soon be receiving something from this little oinker. Are you excited? I know I am. I can’t wait to see the smiles and hear the comments.
Evil snorts. That’s right. I said evil snorts. Some of you might not think the packages are so good once you see what is inside.
Now are you intrigued? Snorts.