Beware my friends. We have been watching the ID (Investigative Discovery) channel all weekend. I’ve picked up a few things from the shows.
1 – There is never a perfect murder.
2 – Never leave DNA, spit, hair follicles, blood or other known sources of bodily fluids at a crime scene.
3 – Never go back to the crime scene.
4 – Pick one story and stick to it. The least you make up the more you will remember and not get tripped up when and if you get interviewed.
5 – Never fall for the bad cop good cop routine.
6 – Never fall for it when the cops say they have proof or someone saw you. Tsk-Tsk Who says cops have to tell you the truth when you are being interviewed.
7 – Knowing all of this, don’t commit any murders or crimes. I don’t know about you but this pot belly doesn’t look good behind bars dressed in orange sharing a space with Bubba – snorts!
8 – If all else fails, blame daddy – double evil snorts!