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Beware My Friends

Beware my friends.  We have been watching the ID (Investigative Discovery) channel all weekend.  I’ve picked up a few things from the shows.

1 – There is never a perfect murder.

2 – Never leave DNA, spit, hair follicles, blood or other known sources of bodily fluids at a crime scene.

3 – Never go back to the crime scene.

4 – Pick one story and stick to it.  The least you make up the more you will remember and not get tripped up when and if you get interviewed.

5 – Never fall for the bad cop good cop routine.

6 – Never fall for it when the cops say they have proof or someone saw you.  Tsk-Tsk Who says cops have to tell you the truth when you are being interviewed.

7 – Knowing all of this, don’t commit any murders or crimes.  I don’t know about you but this pot belly doesn’t look good behind bars dressed in orange sharing a space with Bubba – snorts!

8 – If all else fails, blame daddy – double evil snorts!

 

 
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Posted by on 07/05/2015 in Bacon

 

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