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Happy Presidents Day

No offense my friends.  I couldn’t help not sharing this today – so appropriate and out of the mouth of innocent babes – snorts.



Posted by on 02/20/2017 in Bacon


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Snorts – Shaking My Piggy Head

Oh my friends.  This is just wrong on so many different levels.  Really it is.  Let me set the story up for you.  Here is Spike.  Spike is peeking through a hole in his wood fence at the neighbor.  Looks all innocent huh?


Sure it’s innocent until you see what Spike is looking at – his neighbor Sally.  Ooohh-laaa-laaa.  Snorts with piggy laughter!



Posted by on 01/16/2016 in Bacon


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Dear Bacon


Dear Bacon, Just sitting here minding my own business enjoying a cool one after a long day of chasing the mailman and purr things from my kingdom of a yard.  Then the human comes home and has to snap this picture.  What?  Haven’t you ever seen a pooch relax before?  Signed Coors Doggy

Dear Coors Doggy,  I don’t get it either my friend.  Just a pooch, dressed up drinking a beer.  What could your human be thinking with taking a picture?  Doesn’t he do the same thing?  In fact when he does, why don’t you take *his* picture and let him see what it feels like to be disturbed from your happy place..

 20131208-212826.jpgDear Bacon,  The humans don’t believe me Bacon.  There I was in the kitchen with this rotisserie chicken in the package.  Dog’s honor, the chicken exploded out of the package.  Yeah, that’s it.  It exploded out of the package and ran away.  Why do the humans think we did this?  Signed Two Innocents Until Proven Guilty

 Dear Two Innocents Until Proven Guilty,  WOW!  I think you need to call your local police department on this one…. maybe Ripley’s Believe it or Not.  I can see the headlines now – “Rotisserie Chicken Jumps out of Packaging and Flees”.  Uh-oh.  Wait a minute.  You better rethink that.  What if that gets out that you two strong, husky protect dogs let an innocent little chicken flee from the safety confines of your home.  This won’t end well.  Perhaps you better come up with a better story.  How good was that chicken?


Dear Bacon, Ssshhsss – I’m trying to blendsss in here in the hood.  I don’t thinksss anyone seessss me yet.  I just hope the neighborsss don’t try to hand up any signsss here.  I could be busted if they do.  Signed Hide and Seeksss Champ

Dear Hide and Seeksss Champ,  Gulps.  I may never look at a phone poll the same way ever again my friend.  You blend so well.  Your colors – wow!  I’m amazed at your climbing skills of going up and not falling off.


Dear Bacon,  One word buddy – OUCH!  Snoopy made this look so easy.  Trust me my friend.  It is not.  I may never be able to bark like a big dog ever again.  Do not try this at home.  Signed Help Me

Dear Help Me, WOW!  Watch out Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Damme.  I think you have some skills there my friend.  Probably more now that you’ll never be able to reproduce again – snorts.

Dear Bacon,   First we put flour on the board and then crack some eggs.  What?  You don’t do the cooking at the Hotel Thompson?  Oh buddy – you so have to learn in case the humans go on vacation again.  These days, I take care of myself.  When the humans leave, I hit the fridge and freezer for some culinary delights.  If you want to learn to cook, I’m your dog!  Signed Chef Poo Chie Lagasse

Dear Chef Poo Chie Lagasse, Sign me up for some lessons my friend.  I think all anipals should learn how to cook.  I’m good… as long as there is no pork on the menu 🙂

REMEMBER friends Dear Bacon can’t happen without your letters and pictures.  Please continue to send them to me for our Dear Bacon issues.  Snorts and thanks!


Posted by on 04/14/2015 in Bacon, Dear Bacon


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Happy Presidents Day

No offense my friends.  I couldn’t help not sharing this today – so appropriate and out of the mouth of innocent babes – snorts.



Posted by on 02/16/2015 in Bacon


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Sweet Innocent Me

Tonight I was all about my mommy. I don’t care where I am in the house but I can always hear her car pull into the driveway. I run to the door and as soon as she walks through, I’m all about mom. My little tail gets a life of its own and starts wiggling. Before mom even puts her purse down, she bends over and pets me and talks to me. Usually I will follow her down the hall and wait for her to change clothes. Then, she fixes my dinner. She always gives me the most exciting things. She mixes it up too because she knows I get bored easily of the same things. Tonight she fried me an egg over medium and put it over my piggy pellet food. It was delicious!

After I eat my dinner, she usually let’s me play in my room while she cooks dinner for the grown ups. After they eat, I get to come out and play with the purr things. I can’t be in the kitchen when they eat. I would bug them silly begging for food. I can be totally relentless when it comes to food. I want it and it doesn’t matter what it is. I’m a foodie.

Tonight after dinner when I came back out to play, I just wanted mommy to hold me. I jumped in her lap and just cuddled. As you can see from my picture below, I was in heaven. I feel so safe in mommy’s arms. I know she won’t drop me and she’ll keep me protected. I can sleep on her for hours. If she gets up to go potty, I do the same thing and then meet back at the couch for more snuggle time.

Well, yawn, I gotta go. I think I’m going through another growth spell. Oink oink out.




Posted by on 12/13/2011 in Uncategorized


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