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Mom’s New Friend

My silly mommy – snorts.  She got a package in the mail yesterday.  It was one of the things she ordered off of her Amazon account. She ripped the package open – and I helped in anticipation 🙂

That’s when I saw it.  Another pink imposter of a pig.  I say imposter because I’m the only *real* pig around the Hotel Thompson.  This thingy mom said she needed for work.  Yeah, shakes my head to the left and right.  Whatever gets you through the day mommy dearest.

Personally, I think you bought it just so it will remind you that you have me at home… waiting for you at the end of the day.  Yeah, that’s it.  A reminder of me… minus *my* long furry tail… minus the luxury black velvet color of *my* fur… minus my cute little marking on *my* snout… minus my little white skunk patch on *my* forehead.  Sure.  I can see how this imposter reminds you of ME.

Snorts, sticks his tongue out and goes to *my* room to pout.  Perhaps daddy should tuck me into bed tonight and read me a bedtime story.  You might be too busy playing with your imposter friend.

 
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Posted by on 09/10/2014 in Bacon

 

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Help.

Can someone please explain to me what this is and why mommy wants one?  It looks familiar but I can’t put my snout on why.  It’s in mom’s wishlist on her Amazon account.  I don’t get it.  It looks like a giant pink thingy with buck shots in it.  Anyone… anyone all tell me what this imposter for mom’s attention does or is and why she wants.  And between us, it looks ridiculous.  Look at that tail?  It’s not even as handsome as mine – humph.  And why is wanting my mom’s attention?  I’m sorry.  I refuse to share my mom with this – this – holey want to be.  Snorts. 

 
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Posted by on 08/05/2014 in Bacon

 

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