YOU are the Person of the Year

Friends – update your resume now!  I saw this information on iFunny and couldn’t wait to share.  Oh my piggy heavens – to know that we can all put this down is unbelievable.  Just think of the doors it can open – snorts with piggy laughter.   I’m off to update mom’s resume.  I know she will thank me later.

 

Fundies

 Humans are weird.  Strange.  Bizarre.  I was looking at my ifunny ap on my iPad last night and came across this – Fundies.  Really?  Humans thought this up and wear these things?  To do what?  Play Bingo?  Shakes piggy head.  I don’t get it.  For more than obvious reasons of not wearing underwear.  Do you?  Snorts

 

Heavy Music – snorts

 

Mommy looks at this ap on her i-Phone called i-funny.  It’s a cute ap and every once in a while she will come across something that is so totally out of this world that she has to share.  Like this picture >>>>

That’s a grasshopper.  Snorts – yeah right.  Read the comments below the picture.  That is what is hilarious in this picture.  Particularly pay attention to the last comment that reads:

“This cricket does not make cricket sounds, it plays heavy metal.”

Mom read that and lost it.  I mean totally lost it.  No, you don’t understand.  She.Lost.It.  She was laughing so hard that she almost peed herself.  It was freaking hilarious.

So, anyone want a pet grasshopper?  Snorts