Sorry mom’s work. She’s having difficulties in coming in today. You see this is Hemi – you know one of the purr things here with me at the Hotel Thompson. During my and mom’s private time after breakfast this morning, he crawled on her leg and wouldn’t let her get up. He kept trying to claim mommy as ‘his’. Sorry brother – mommy is mine too.
He kept following her around the house like a little puppy. He was being what daddy likes to call ‘needy’. On one hoof, I don’t mind. Cause you know if he’s following mom around and hanging out on her, then he’s not chasing me and slapping my butt – snorts. But then on the other hoof, he’s taking my mommy away from my bonding time. I can’t have that now can I?
He even walked outside with mommy this morning. Come on Hemi – really?! You gotta let her go. She *needs* to go to work. Don’t you want to be kept in kibbles?
Let go of the mommy. Take your nails out of her pants leg and let go. Jeez, you would have thought mommy was taking you to the vet or something – snorts. Oh that’s my bad – that’s next week – double snorts.
Friends – I hope your day started off better than this!
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Okay, how many takers do I have here with this funny? Are you weird, deranged, freaky or just plain nutty like me? Do you not care who knows it?
I’m raising my hoof. I’m me. I’m one of a kind. I have ups and downs. I laugh, snort, cry and squeal like a rooster/dog. I run and jump, play and sleep. I have fun.
I meet new friends and remember my old friends. I foam at the mouth when I’m excited. I fart when I overeat. Hey, it’s who I am.
But in the end, I’ll be your friend through thick and thin! ❤ you my friends – old and new!
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