Purrs – Mouse Girl here from the Hotel Thompson. I just want to set something straight before the dog and pig get this out there into internet world. No – hiss. I am not in love with the mutt. I know he talks about me on his Paw Time with Houdini. I know the pig gets involved with his happy picture taking self every time we get together. Admit it Bacon – you are always looking for the next scoop here. You’re too much. And before you spread the news with the picture, I’m going to beat you to it.
I’m not in love with this dog. It is NOT what it looks like. Not at all. You see, I had something in my eye. Yeah. That’s what it was. The dog has the smallest paws so he was helping me. He was close. I couldn’t ask the pig. His hooves are huge…. okay maybe not huge but hard to get one of my gorgeous strands of hair out of my beautiful eyes. The tyke volunteered.
Can you believe Bacon and Hemi had the nerve to call me a COUGAR? The shame of those two. Exploiting innocence. And then Bacon had the nerve to snap a picture. I actually heard that pig on the phone with National Enquirer trying to sell this purely innocent picture. So before he brings in the big bucks claiming forbidden love, I wanted to nip it in the bud. It was all innocent.
Houdini and me did not kiss. We did not snuggle. We did not whisper undying love into each other’s ears. Nope. Not at all.
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