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Boo! High Heels

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Oh ladies – do you have those favorite pair of high heels sitting in your closet?  You know the ones – the ones with the red bottoms that you just can’t live without?

Did you know that high heels were originally created for men to wear?  Butchers wore them in their shops so they could avoid stepping in blood.  Okay – you can say it now.  EEWW – can you imagine that?!

Of course, mom says that it might be kind of fun watching some big masculine men walking around in high heels.  Lord knows she’s not thinking of daddy here at the Hotel Thompson.  That father of mine can barely walk around wearing tennis shoes – snorts!

So the next time you put on those fabulous pair of pumps, think of how the originated.  Then put them on and vogue it my friends!

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Posted by on 10/08/2017 in 31 Days of Spook, Bacon

 

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31 Days of Spook – High Heels

Oh ladies – do you have those favorite pair of high heels sitting in your closet?  You know the ones – the ones with the red bottoms that you just can’t live without?  Did you know that high heels were originally created for men to wear?  Butchers wore them in their shops so they could avoid stepping in blood.  Okay – you can say it now.  EEWW – can you imagine that?!

Of course, mom says that it might be kind of fun watching some big masculine men walking around in high heels.  Lord knows she’s not thinking of daddy here at the Hotel Thompson.  That father of mine can barely walk around wearing tennis shoes – snorts!

So the next time you put on those fabulous pair of pumps, think of how the originated.  Then put them on and vogue it my friends!

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31 Days of Spook – High Heels

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Oh ladies – do you have those favorite pair of high heels sitting in your closet?  You know the ones – the ones with the red bottoms that you just can’t live without?

Did you know that high heels were originally created for men to wear?  Butchers wore them in their shops so they could avoid stepping in blood.  Okay – you can say it now.  EEWW – can you imagine that?!

Of course, mom says that it might be kind of fun watching some big masculine men walking around in high heels.  Lord knows she’s not thinking of daddy here at the Hotel Thompson.  That father of mine can barely walk around wearing tennis shoes – snorts!

So the next time you put on those fabulous pair of pumps, think of how the originated.  Then put them on and vogue it my friends!

 
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Posted by on 10/25/2014 in 31 Days of Spook, Bacon

 

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Dear Bacon

20140330-184404.jpgDear Bacon,

I don’t get it.  Everyone talked about getting in the pool today and having great fun.  I got ready and showed up.  They laughed at me.  I don’t get it.  Why would they laugh at me?  I don’t like it when the water gets in my eyes when I go under.  What?  It’s really no different than you not liking the grass to touch your hooves.  Right?  Signed Super Swimmer

Dear Super Swimmer,

Look pal.  Do like I do.  Don’t worry about what other people may think.  If it works for you, then do it.  You are in control of your own destiny.  People in my hood make fun of me all of the time when I go outside.  That’s okay.  It’s my business.  Just like that’s your business.  Keep your head up… unless you’re going under the weather.. and bloom how you are planted.

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20140330-184422.jpgDear Bacon,

If those little humans can play dress up in the house with their mom’s things, why can’t I?  I know these shoes are big but it really is a bark of a good time walking around in these what do the humans call them – heels – that’s it.  I highly recommend them.  I think they’ve done wonders to the muscle tone in my legs – do you?  Signed Fashionista

Dear Fashionista,

Hubba – hubba.  Bring on the fishnets my friend. (Note: I don’t know what that means.  Daddy said that.)  You look totally amazing.  I would escort you anywhere any day.

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20140330-184436.jpg Dear Bacon, WOW!?  What has been seen can NOT be unseen. You’ve heard that before I’m sure.  It’s summer.  It’s hot.  How hot you ask?  I’m glad you asked.  My humans – God only knows what they were doing – came outside wearing nothing.. not a stitch of clothing and went swimming.  OMD – really?!  My eyes!  What to do??  Signed Scared

Dear Scared, WOW!  I feel you my friend.  It’s cool here inside of the Hotel Thompson but I can feel you.  My human dad believes in naked world.  Shakes piggy head.  There is no hope for some humans my friend.  The best thing to do is ignore it.  It doesn’t get any better.  Stay strong. .

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.20140330-184449.jpg Dear Bacon, This is my happy face.  There is nothing like laying with your human mommy and having them love on you.  Do you agree?  Signed Happy

 

Dear Happy,

I hear you loud and clear my sweet friend.  That is a look of contentment.  I know it very well.  My human mommy does the same for me – there is nothing like it in this entire world.  Enjoy my friend – enjoy!

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. 20140330-184506.jpgDear Bacon,

My humans work from home.  Personally, I don’t think they need to work today.  Today, I think they need to stop and smell the roses.  You know, come and hang out with me and have some fun.  If I sit in their chair long enough with this look, do you think they will take the hint?  Signed Felinefun

Dear Felinefun,

I agree with you 100% my little friend.  With that look, how could your humans possibly say no?  They have to give you some time, cuddle and play with you.  Just you – kind of like a play date, right?  Let me know if it works out for you – have fun!

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Remember my friends.  Dear Bacon issues can’t happen without you.  Please continue to send me your pictures/questions at baconthompson@gmail.com

 
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Posted by on 08/05/2014 in Bacon, Dear Bacon

 

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