Now this is very interesting my friends. Really look at the pictures of the hands below. Then look at your humans fingers and compare the pictures. Which one is your human more so? My mom and dad are both A… what are the odds of that? Does the description of your humans fit them? A does sound like my mom… My dad – snorts with piggy laughter. Heck no! l
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Dear Bacon – There. I’m ready for Winter. Bring it on Mother Nature. I’m ready to get rid of the heat and welcome the cooler weather. My scarf is ready and I’m waiting. Tap.tap.tap. That’s my paws tapping while I’m waiting. When is this winter suppose to get here pal? Signed Scarf Dog
Dear Scarf Dog – Oh my friend. I agree with you about weather. And you do look so very sharp in your scarf – you will be ready for it when Mother Nature decides to play nice. Now, we have had some cooler days and I can tell with my piggy senses that it’s coming. But winter is still a far piece away. Autumn will be here September 23. Winter is not officially here until December December 21. So we do have some time. But Autumn does bring cooler weather too. And this little oinker can’t wait! Until then, stay cool my friend.
Dear Bacon – Sometimes you just need a sleep buddy to hold on to to keep the nightmares away. It’s always better knowing someone is there for you. Do you have a sleep buddy? Signed Ginger Twins
Dear Ginger Twins – I think that’s a fabulous idea my friends. Mom and dad go to sleep holding hands. They say that otters do the same thing so they don’t float away from each other in the water. You see, lots of anipals do this and I do believe it’s a wonderful way to fall off to sleep knowing someone has your paw. Sometimes I sleep with mom/dad and get close to them. Other times, Houdini or Mouse Girl will bunk with me and lay real close.
Dear Bacon – It’s not bad enough that I have to wear the cone of shame. Oh no. I should have known something was up when my human dad wanted to hold me for a second. I could feel him doing something to my cone of shame but didn’t know what. That is until I met up with the mirror and saw his creation. Really dad? Perhaps I should get you a cone of shame? Signed Bat Cat
Dear Bat Cat – I have to admit it my friend but that cone of shame is priceless. How many other purr things do you know that can say their cone of shame was made just for them. I say wear it with pride and hey give your human daddy some slack. His creativity could make you ‘the cat’ of the neighborhood. Give it a test and see what I mean. Others will be so jealous!
Dear Bacon – Okay I let the humans sleep in on the weekend. I didn’t pounce on them and wake them up. I showed respect and refrained from barking my head off. But this is where I draw the line. It is now noon and my bowl is empty. I’m going to start wasting away soon without my food. Darn these paws. If I had fingers, I could get my own food out of the bag and refrigerator. Humans – WAKE UP. Signed Hungry Jack
Dear Hungry Jack – WOW – noon huh? That is total control on your part my friend. Perhaps pull the humans blankets off of them? They will wake up quickly with that. And this picture is priceless for them. Perhaps email or text it to their magical cell phones. They wake up pretty quick when those things ring too. Hope you get fed soon 🙂
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Dear Bacon – Me and my friend Hazel were just out running around the hood minding our own business. We crossed the street. There I said it! We crossed the street! Humans went all weird on us and started snapping pictures. I don’t get it. What’s the big deal? Signed Two Chicks
Dear Two Chicks – I don’t get it either my friend. Shakes piggy head. I look forward to that day where the motives are not questioned of two chicks out for a good time crossing the road and humans not going all wild laughing and pointing. I do feel for you. Just chill and carry on is what I say my friends…. oh and stay out of traffic might be more advice 🙂
Dear Bacon, I don’t get it. I honestly don’t get it. You see I work in a conservatory park. Humans come by on boat rides to see us gators out in the wild. There was this one guy that was leaning a little too far over the boat and his sunglasses fell off his head. I was just trying to do the right thing. I got them and was swimming closer to the boat for him to get them. Do you know he wouldn’t reach out and get them? What a thank you huh? Signed The Manners of a Gator
Dear The Manners of a Gator – How ungrateful. You mean to tell me the human would not reach over the boat, into the river, onto your head and get his glasses? What was he thinking? Oh doh! Maybe – and this is just a stretch here – maybe he thought you might be like one of those other gators. You know the ones who like to bite the hand that touches them. I’m just guessing that. Maybe you can leave the sunglasses on the bank of the river for him to retrieve after the trip. I’m sure he will appreciate that. Awesome job my friend!
Dear Bacon – HA! You see I’m there in the front – the white pooch. We were all standing around at my buddies house telling jokes. Who would have thought the guys would take one of my jokes so personal. You know how us guys can be with the boys. Someone happened to say that I wasn’t the great lover like they were. When I told them that their mother didn’t think the same thing, they all got personal and started chasing me. Who would have thought huh? Signed Who Let the Dogs Out
Dear Who Let the Dogs Out – Shakes piggy head. Boys will be boys talking smack and getting into trouble. You know what I say my friend? If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Some people just have no room for jokes and having fun. Keep running out first though – 🙂
Dear Bacon – You should have been here pal! We all planned our weekly play date at the beach with our humans. While they talked and drunk their Starbucks coffee, we sat on the sand. We held hands, sung kumbaya and talked about our humans. It was great fun. We would have loved if you could have joined us! Signed The Great Foursome
Dear The Great Foursome – oh WOW! That looks like so much fun my friends. The next time I’m out your way, count me in!
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