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Mom Has Lost It… You Think?

 Mom is well mom – you know mother material.  She *had* blonde hair, wore lipstick and glasses and was one of those moms that had everything together – carpooling, grocery shopping, lists of everything and a firm hand.

But a couple of weeks ago, something happened out of the blue. Mom and dad got up to go get their haircuts and what came home wasn’t mom anymore.  I mean she was mom – still has my mom qualities, still does the carpooling, still does the shopping, etc.  But mom was different.  She told us that she had been a blonde/brown for over 20 years and she was tired of it.  You know this can’t end well, right my friends?

Well my friends, let me introduce you to mom two point hello hubba hubba.  Snorts with piggy laughter.

Gone are the glasses.  Gone is the blonde/brown hair.  Hello contacts and what is that – purple hair?  Some peeps recognize the purple right off while others look at it without light on it and says it’s more auburn.  Me, Houdini, Hemi and Daddy say get back and HELLO MOM.

Maybe she doesn’t look like the ‘typical’ mom anymore but who is to say what the ‘typical’ mom looks like these days?  In this time and day, the June Cleavers and Carol Brady’s of the world is something in the past.

So what do you think my friends?



Posted by on 05/18/2016 in Bacon


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Can Someone Tell Me Why?

 Why?  That’s what I’m asking today my friends.  Why?  The newest craze these days is for men to have hair buns… and if they don’t have enough hair they can buy one of these ‘buns’ for the look.  See what I’m saying now?  Why?  Daddy brought this to mom’s attention the other night.  She looked at him like for real?  Then she told him NOT to get any ideas.  She did NOT want to see him with this crazy look of a hair bun.  Then daddy said the most funniest thing I’ve heard to date.  He said that in order to get a hair bun, the guy needed to fill out a I.D.-10- T form.  Mom looked at him with this what-the-heck-are-you-talking-about-look.  Then daddy looked at me and said, “Wait for it… wait for it.”  Then mom burst out laughing.  Good one daddy.  I.D.-10-T form.  Look at that my friends.  It spells IDIOT.  Now who wants a form for the new hair bun look?  Snorts with piggy laughing.


Posted by on 11/20/2015 in Bacon


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